Is that Gordon Ramsay's new hairstyle? w.t.h.! Is he trying to cover up his wrinkles

Crap taxidermy is hilarious.  Well worth a follow on twitter or here's the website http://crappytaxidermy.com/

Soozy I really do think we are related!  This is half the reason I won't go out on lessons again.  I really do hate failing and the fact that some of my friends who are *tries to find the politest way of saying this* well, who aren't the brightest in the nicest possible way, have all passed theirs and I am too stubborn to do mine because I think I'll keep failing.  Or worse, I'll somehow pass then kill someone on the roads because my reaction times are crap!

It has to be better than The Amazing World of Gumball which is what I get to watch in the mornings.

Although this morning my youngest went off to school and I ended up watching another episode while waiting for my OH to get back.....I laughed quite a lot at it 

Oh my, Cinds! Those range from crap / funny to nightmare-inducing

They'd make excellent Halloween decorations 

£13.5 million quid for this ring:

I think it's gorgeous, my OH really needs to hurry up and win the Euromillions.

^^^^^

That is simply gorgeous

Oooh I love rings - I love twinkly, sparkly diamonds and sapphires  and rubies and emeralds. TBH - I don't often go for really big but - if someone gave me that - I'd make an exception. A few yea rs ago I used to be positively glued to Gems TV late at night - I had to be weaned off. I used to go to bed dreaming of triple A Tanzanite and all the other exotic sparkly sounding gems and rocks.

During the very first minutes of the very first episode of Good Morning Britain, a chirpy weathergirl regretfully informs viewers that the outlook is Dull, Misty, Murky and Foggy.

I am in a foul mood today.... I just had a go at the secretary at school

There is a buzzer to the office to tell them who you are and why you need to gate opened. The 3yr olds of the afternoon nursery like to press it and say nursery.... They are 3 and excited so they can be a little loud.

My little one pressed it today and said "Nursery ple.." only to have to other end slammed down on her mid word and the gates not opened So she pressed it again and i said "I don't think the button worked your end the gates didnt open..". came the reply in a jolly happy voice "I didn't press it actually because the kids shout too loudly.. can you get them not to shout"

Now.... I'm in a BAAADD mood today (don't know why) and my son was at the doctors this morning so i had to go into the office to sign him in.....

While in there the phone behind them went and she did the same thing!  What a great way to teach 3yr olds respect  So i had to say something... wish i hadn't but i did... I pointed out Minime was in the middle of saying please when they had put the phone down on her which i thought was wrong.... All they kept saying was they are too loud and nearly blow our ears off.... Which i can understand their point but they are going about dealing with it ALL wrong imo.... I swear I'm going to come up with a better solution for them to this problem than simply hanging up.

Hmm feels like I've typed a long uninteresting post but i needed to get that off my chest lol

This just drove past our door

http://www.dialadogwash.com/

I haven't seen that one, but have you seen this one advertised locally?  Our friends use it.  It's doggy day care, grooming etc, and they even have a Bark and Ride collection service.

Bark and ride - love it 

My sons are back from school already, half day for them because the schools are being used for some event.

Anyway, I am bloody knackered!  Had a shitty night's sleep and up early for an appointment so no nap today.  I really need to nap but now there's no chance.

Teeheehee

^^^

Jeremy Paxman has announced that he is quitting BBC Two's flagship Newsnight programme.

Thats a shame. No-one is as fierce at interviewing as him  

Marcus Bentley tweeted in the last couple of days that he has been booked to do the voiceover for the new Big Brother advert ..... Does anyone know when the launch date is likely to be ? ..... must be soon

I'm ready for my next dose of BB

early June is all that's known .

BGT finishes the 7th June and the world cup starts 12th June.

Marcus Bentley ‏@marcusBBbentley 1h

@mikepriestley13 I'm recording Tuesday next week. It's already filmed though.

What's already been filmed? The whole series?

I wouldn't put that past them it's simply taking the scripting/manipulating onto the next level

Oh no poor Ells  Hope you feel better now 

I do, thanks Rog.  My OH's workvan had problems and needed to be left in to the garage so he came home

 Ahh good Ells. 

www.anaface.com  gives you a score out of 10 for how 'beautiful' you are.  the daily mail has just run an article on it in which they got Samantha bloody Brick to test it out and now she really does think she has the proof she is beautiful.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem...s-brave-Are-you.html

Nooooooooooooooo!!! Who the hell thought pouring more fuel on that fire was a good idea?!

If she has got 'beautiful' as a result on the test then it's obviously a shit test.

Well, I know this is going to sound awful but it must be a shit test if the lady who got 8.61 was supposedly the best looking there.  The older lady is beautiful though.

she got 8 out of 10,sort of proves my point .

Hold up!  Wait!  I got an 8.04  The test isn't shit.  It tells the truth

She got an 8.61!!  The Brick got 8.01.  I know I shouldn't say it but The Brick is better looking than her........surely?

*hides*

again proving that the test is shit .

*goes to take test*