A. I have not worn white stilettos since 1985

B. My stash, I never had, but the stash that used to be in my home, I moved out of in 1997.

C. Yes my washing machine, tumble dryer, fridge freezer, dishwasher etc.

i remember going up town in the 80/90's and the floor was awash with girls wearing white stilletos lol

i tell ya i'd like to have been the shoe factory making them back in the day

My new fridge was delivered today .........I bought it on impulse (been using a Coca Cola fridge since mine broke ages ago) Mr Woo took it back to the shop the other day so I ordered one from Curry's. OMG - I hadn't seen it in the flesh but - it is FAB-U-LOUS !!!! Love it - love it - love it!!!! Can't put anything in it for another couple of hours. I'd grown quite used to using racks in the garage as a cold pantry - it was very roomy!

 

 

 

An Australian was having coffee and croissants with butter and  jam 
In  A  cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to 
him  The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, 
started up a conversation (as so many of them do...). 
The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian 
folk eat the whole bread?" 

The Australian was annoyed at being bothered during what had to this 
point been a pleasant breakfast. He frowned and replied,  "Yes, of 
course".  The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. 
In the States  we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a 
container,  recycle  them, transform them into croissants and sell them 
to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face, the Australian 
continued his breakfast in silence.  The American persisted,  "D'ya eat 
jam with the bread? 
" Sighing, the Australian replied, "Yes." 
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the 
States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds And 
sell it to Australia."

The Australian had had enough.  He leaned forward and asked the 
American,  "Do you have sex in the States?" 
The American smiled and said "Yeah, of course we do." The Australian 
leant closer to him and asked, "What do you do with   The condoms once 
you've used them?" "We throw them away, of  course," replied the 
American. Now it was the Australian's turn  to smile. "We don't. In 
Australia, we put them in containers,  recycle them,  melt them down 
into chewing gum and sell it to The United States -  that's why  it's 
called Wrigley's."

I'm doing quite well today, a stay at cinds and a Sunday roast at Soozys think you both for your kind thoughts "hugs"

Looks at Soozys New fridge

Look away from soozys new fridge, look away right now. 

 

Im serious, come and stay, we are normal people. X

That fridge's days are numbered  

       
       



Thank you for the offer xxx

       
       



How have you come to that conclusion

My daughters boyfriend has just dropped some of her stuff back from uni as she's back on Tuesday for 3 weeks for Easter and then she's back at uni for 2 weeks and that's her first year done eek, he's brought back 8 bags and a suitcase and he says that's not even half of it I'm sure more is coming back than went

 

Yeah, Trinity just won University Challenge in great style.

Hehe that's cool Erin

I went to use the kettle yesterday and it made a funny noise and kept switching itself off.  I thought AIMEEEEE! Then the boy appeared and went to use the kettle but before using it, he started washing it.  Fully submerged in a sink full of hot water and suds.  

 

I let this kid out in public!

I've designed him a t-shirt.  I think it's only fair for the safety of the general public.

 

ASDA hoola hoops are no where near as good as the original ones

 

Learn something every day

 Jeebus - thats dangerous!

I know, I'm just glad I saw him do it and took it off him before he tried to pop in back on to the plugged in base. 

It could have been worse

Omg!

Years ago when my son was about 13 he was off school unwell. I was working at the local school and came home at lunch time to check on him. He was laid up on the settee with a hot water bottle.

 

I made a cup of tea for myself ....it was absolutely vile, disgusting - I checked the milk, the cup etc. etc. couldn't understand what was wrong.

 

Went back to work - came home made another cup of tea (forgetting about what happened at lunchtime) nearly vomitted it was so disgusting.

 

Shortly afterwards son came out into the kitchen and proceeded to pour the contents of his hot water bottle into the kettle. I said " What on earth are you doing?" - his reply - "Oh it boils much quicker this way!!!"

Sitting in the doctors waiting rooms.

Song begins to play,

"The drugs don;t work - they just make you worse"  by the Verve.

Next up,

"Hey Joe - where you going with that gun in your hand"

 

I'm Goan down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messing around mit ein anderer Mann.
So I gave her the gun. I shot her. Probably in the toilet.

joe

you shoulda just gone to marriage counciling mate

anyway

todays best face plant was done by me

 

i just been in garden to clean the garden lights, the ones you stick in the ground

i leaned a bit to hard pushing one back in the soil

the pole thing snapped

i fell face down in the mud & bashed my nose

lisa was behind me & literally p!ssed herself laughing

i have a bruised nose

but at least I didnt have to change my underwear

 

 LMAO - Pirate you're a danger to yourself 

well

lisa's son has just been dumped by 'jolly bird'

2weeks ago he gave her his iphone4 when he up graded

she turned up quick enough to get it

then hasnt been seen since

shes been avoiding coming here

now she says she wants 'time on my own'

so

after NYE crap when someone nicked his beer

and he came home & put kitchen window through

i'm dreading tonights crap

he's already arseholed in the pub

great stuff

 

*WANTED*

 

FREE SHED FOR THE EVENING

FOR A WELL BEHAVED 

 

 

just need a glass for my teef

and

an ashtray

and can i bring my greyhounds?

*nips down the garden to de-clutter the shed*

im gonna brave it & go to pub to see whats happening

ive already got a bruised nose

and cant get my teeth knocked out cos theyre false

anyway gotta make sure lisa is ok

get that shed ready lol