I read that a while ago online and asked my OH if it was true.  He said it happens all the time.....coz how many times do you see footballers having a toilet break during a game?

Well I'm surprised that they take such a risk wearing white shorts 

Maybe they are wearing nappies under them

Or one of these back to front

Do you know how much fun I had googling that image. 

Ughhhhh I need eye bleach now.  That looks like it could hold one hell of a turd 

The fact that it's called ringside makes it even more disturbing.

  I missed the ringside bit.

I was still taken a back by the google images  

I'm feeling really lucky tonight. I rarely buy a lottery ticket but asked my daughter to get me a lucky dip today.

There are five of us in our family and all five of our birth dates are on the lucky dip - ooooooooooh!

Fingers crossed for you Soozy 

God my sister can talk on the phone!  I was in the process of getting ready for my mate's christening party an then off to the inlaws for a serious booze up and to watch the boxing but my sister rang.  An hour later we hang up and I've realised that I'm supposed to be out the door in 15 minutes and haven't even straightened my hair.  So no christening party for me

But at least I don't have to get all dressed up now, I can wear jeans and get drunk comfortably

I'm already in bed 

And I bet I'm asleep before BB starts.

I'm listening to Talksport on the comp (who's covering the fight). Dunno what time the fight starts though and not sure I can multi task tonight  

You're so rock n roll, cinds  

Coverage is already been shown on BoxNation, I don't know if the actual fight has started as that channel isn't in with our subscription.  (Although we somehow got it when he had his last fight)  

Master C, made us really laugh that night.  He was shouting at Haye to 'just do windmills'.  Bless him he was serious too.

Aren't I just.  And look at me still being awake at 9 

Awww, Cinds 

Yeah I think it's PPV 

Comm just said we're just under an hour away

Do any other Twitter users follow @50shedsofGrey?

Here's a couple of their tweets to whet your appetite. 

"She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot"

 

'Hurt me,' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. 'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.

Oh yes ... I love it, much better than the actual books

I do   I posted a few quotes in another thread.

B*ggered if I can remember which thread it is now 

I'll go and see if I can find it, Cinds and give it a bump.

I love 50 Sheds 

My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor 

'Meet me in the shed in half an hour wearing only your wellingtons.' I sighed and put the phone down. I hated these late-night booty calls.

Stallone issued a statement through his rep Michelle Bega which read:  "Sylvester Stallone is devastated and grief-stricken over the sudden loss of his son Sage Stallone. His compassion and thoughts are with Sage's mother, Sasha.
"Sage was a very talented and wonderful young man.  His loss will be felt forever."
Law enforcement sources have told TMZ that although "numerous empty pill bottles" were found at the house, Sage's death does not appear to be a suicide, with no note found at his home.
An autopsy is scheduled to take place within the next 48 hours.
Sage's attorney George Braunstein said on Friday evening (July 13): "I have just gotten a report that he was found dead at his home.
"He was in good spirits, and working on all kinds of projects. He was planning on getting married. I am just devastated. He was an extremely wonderful, loving guy. This is a tragedy."
An LAPD spokesperson confirmed that Sage was found dead alone after police carried out a "welfare check" when someone couldn't establish contact with him.
"There is no suspicion of foul play or criminal activity", the rep added.
Sage made his acting debut opposite his father in Rocky V, playing the role of Rocky's son Robert Balboa. He appeared with his dad again in Daylight, and went on to direct, produce and write.
Watch a trailer for Rocky V below:

Haha, Kaffers!  

I'm useless at searching for stuff; can't find the original thread now.

More 50 Sheds:

I have to admit to one fetish - MILFs . . . Mowers I'd Like to Fix.

By the time I'd finished, her bottom was bright pink -
I'd mixed up the baby oil and Thousand Island dressing again.

Oh yeah, terrible news about Sage Stallone.

To lighten the mood just a bit....

Today, there we were - me driving, mum in passenger seat.
She's alright my mum; a bit loopy but often funny with it.

This one's a pearler though.

Big signs outside the various pubs in a local village displaying their latest customer friendly events.

"Ooh, I'd love that" says mum pointing at a big hoarding outside one pub.
Me: "Really? You sure?"
Ma: "Always wanted to have a go, never had the time until now"
Me: "Be lively & busy night, that's for sure"
Ma: "Do you think so? Didn't realise it would be that popular"

Me: "Oh yeah *nodding* "They come from Oz especially just to do the season"

Ma: "To make jam?"

Me: "Pardon?"

Ma: "They come from Australia just to make jam?"

It's a JAMming session with a popular band. She thinks she's gonna rival Hartleys!! 

Love it Cosi    

Just in case you were all wondering - I didn't win the lottery.

*rips up begging pm*

Neither did I.

Suppose it'd help if I chose some numbers, ticked the boxes and paid the fee.

  Cosi that's great.  Reminds me of the time when Master C misunderstood a sign in BHS and was most disgusted at the announcement that 'Men swear'   Imagine his horror if we had meandered in to the Childrenswear department 

OMG I'm dying.  I've got the drink sweats and my head is about to explode.  I feel rough as f*ck and need a cure....any suggestions?

Orange Juice Ells! About a litre atleast

bacon sammich and a cup of tea

I would cry but it would hurt too much.  

I shouldn't have kept drinking when I knew I had a headache, but I was greedy as usual

Been drinking tea and now about to have some toast and see how I go.

Serves me right for drinking too much as usual and not rolling home til 5am.

5 am.

Never in my life 

Ells midnight gives me that pain these days.

Master Cinds had a valuable life lesson today.  That moment when you stick your hand in the pocket of a pair of jeans you haven't worn in ages and find a tenner that's been through the wash.  

He was well chuffed.

Awww I usually can't last til that time but the OH was drunk and refused to go home at 2:30 when I was tired so the sis in law made me a jug of cocktails so I drank them.

Then she told me she didn't put any soft drinks in it....It was all alcohol. It tasted lovely though.

I love that!

My purse zip broke one day so I pulled an old one out of the drawer and was putting my stuff in it when I opened the back zip and found £40 in it.  Without wanting to sound like a total alcoholic I used it as funds for a night out