Maybe you could smack the colours of the rainbow into her arse.

Then say, "Look - Skittles"

and monkeys

Oh this has reminded me; other NE forummers - do Geordies say 'whese'? I've just found out what the "whese keys is these?" thing is about but I thought I'd heard Geordies saying whese n'all If they don't, what do they say instead of whose?  Cos I knaa ther not sayin 'whose' all propa like

Whese is for the broadest of accents.

I never use it.

I rarely ever say 'hinny' either - shame really that its so uncommon now

Ummmm..... no.....

Call yourself a mother? If a little girl wants a rainbow in her hair she should have one. I'm shocked

 

Incidentally OMG!!! I thought I'd gone OTT with Jack's Easter hat and had to rein myself in - at the 'parade' this morning there were some absolutely fabulous creations I think the saying goes 'My hat was knocked into a tin hat'.

 

Think on Jen ........some fabulous mums out there

 

only joking

My youngest is off school 'sick' (hmmmm) today so we've been watching the old family dvds that I've made since he was a baby.  He was the cutest, baddest, funniest little kid ever.  He loves watching them and can't believe how 'bad' he is in them.  We captured him sitting on his brother loads (his brother is a wiry kid, the youngest is STURDY to say the least) and sneakily hitting him pretending he was playing.  My poor eldest must have been tortured.

 

The dvds have put him off having a baby in the house though.....he thinks he's going to get tortured next

 That made me RL lol, Ells.

I've just been thinking about what I wrote up there ^^^.

 

Do you know what? Although I was (and still am) a very enthusiastic and creative mum and grandma - the creativity is really all in my head. I am shockingly bad with practicalities. I'm a designer not a maker.

 

My poor girlie never got the french plaits and crimping and other wonderful hair styles. It was fashionable at the time to have an off centre pony tail on the top of your head .............that's what she got every day and although the hair bobbles and slides were beautiful and funky ...........the pony tail really wasn't that good She still resents it to this day ........never lets me forget - she's 31 now!

Soozy I am the same.  I have brilliant ideas on costumes for my kids or something for their room but when I make it it looks like a 2 year old created it.  

Wees Kees er these Kees?

I've had a pleasant day so far visiting Bowburn, Bishop and West Auckland, Shildon,Fishburn and Coxhoe.
As Cinds will confirm, it's safe as long as you don't look directly at people or show your teeth.

 

Yes but all you have to do is shrug your shoulders and say .....................but they wanted to do it for themselves. Even though you've been up half the night doing something and you get to school to find that compared to the others your stuff looks like a bag of s**t. You just say 'the kids did it'. Everyone then thinks your kids are wonderful and you're a really laid back mum

Wow - i have friends in Fishburn and Bowburn and used to drive through Coxhoe regularly!!

Mostly grim places

Do any of you Facebookers have any news of Toots?

I've got Jack's little friend playing here after school. Not such a bright idea during garden renovation.

 

Think I'll write a book 'Two boys, a pile of logs and a skip'.

I haven't been chatting to Toots in ages but I will get an update for you.

I'm sure they think that they're in heaven with that lot Soozy!

True Facts✌ ‏
If you yawn & someone else in the room yawns also, it means they were either staring at you & or are interested in you romantically

Also true ...

Most female TV presenters eventually end up looking like Gloria Hunniford

thats very true

Drunk Of The day...Aisleyne Hogan Wallace...Ladies Day at Aintree

 

Asha leeeeeeen!!! What is she doing?

No knickers.. No bra.. No class.

young step-son is upstairs with his girlfriend AGAIN

at least he keeps the door open now lol

i asked him other afternoon where his girlfriend was

he said 'she's not my girl-she's my ting'

i said 'you what?'

apparently now young boys dont have girlfriends

they have a 'ting'

i gently explained to him he's not black

 

and now im off to pub

Toots posts in the other place.

Enjoy yourself Pirate  

No singing! 

I don't know of another place joe, but can you tell him that I asked after him and that I hope he's okay? Ta

 

And thanks Ells too

And Cinds, i loved Pricilla. What a hoot!! I can't remember which bit you told me to look out for though, but I will never dunk a ginger nut again!!

Why do your kids phone you when Eastenders and Corrie is on, that's an hour I'll never get back

I live in a time warp .......I've got stuff on hold all the time - it can be ten o'clock at night but I think it's about 8.30 as I've been delaying. Useful function but can be confusing for a dotty 'ole biddy like me!

She was having conversations with her flat mates as well as me and she had rung to say she'd decided next term she was going to come home and work her old job at weekends to save HERSELF money lol

I so want to see it now.

From the Telegraph

The word filthy is inadequate. But the one-liners and snide   put-downs are also wonderfully funny and there was one gag involving a man   nicknamed Trumpet and a ginger nut biscuit that almost had me out of my seat   and writhing helplessly in the aisle. As for road kill.

I'll tell toots for you Rexi