and I didn't until I read that!!!

 Sshhhh EC heheheh... don't tell my Bruv I secretly hate it... he's a MASSIVE fan and I get him a stack of merchandise every Christmas  he always I asks if I watched the Christmas Special and I say oh yeh it was great or I've iplayered it. 

Well I didn't wet myself nor did I need to find a flower vase...........just!!  

OH came home not too long after I posted here and wasn't happy that he had to come the whole way home to move some boxes 

Awww Ells   Glad you were "rescued"

Me too Rog, nothing worse than a full bladder and no way to empty it!

great holiday brochure #1

also best road sign

David Cameron unveils new plaque dedicated to the Tories

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .........................those Victoria Plum kids on the advert just make me want to stick my foot through the telly.

How did anyone think those two little brats with ridiculous  babyish voices would appeal to anyone?

Originally Posted by erinp:

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by erinp:

 

First in the world! According to an expert a farmer is rearing chickens that lay square eggs

 

TV's Daybreak managed to secure an interview with the first farmer in the world to rear chickens that lay square eggs.

'While the shape makes it convenient for eating, it also means making egg sarnies has become even simpler,' the expert said.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph said plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound coin in the event of a victory for the Yes campaign in September's referendum.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph reported that plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound which would have the face of Alex Salmond on it

 

'The plan' would be introduced on April 1, 2015, and the head of Scotland’s First Minister would replace the Queen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The Metro revealed how national treasures Ant and Dec had confirmed their split after falling out in a north London branch of IKEA.

 

   

It said that the presenting duo, whose friendship stretches back 25 years, are reportedly no longer on speaking terms as Dec prepares to launch a solo career with the pair's old management team.

‘Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly have gone their separate ways after a long and successful entertainment career as a double act,’ their spokesperson Flora Lopis confirmed.

‘Dec will now be known simply as Dec and is excited to get back to work as soon as possible. He is already looking into future projects and has signed up for a new series of Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.’

 

The Express claimed to have an exclusive revealing how Arsenal and Tottenham have sealed a deal for a groundshare that will see both teams play their home games at the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal agreed to the stunning collaboration after crunch talks with Spurs chairman Daniel Levy, it was said.

But claims that the Emirates' 60,000 seats will alternate between red and white from game to game were unlikely to go down well with supporters either.

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It is April Fool's Day.  

I'd believe the story of the square egg before I believe that Ant and Dec are going their separate ways.

Imagine have Spud Heid Salmond on our currency! *shudders*

That's some of todays 'April Fools' I also posted a vid ^^.

A square egg I imagine would be difficult to pass

As for spud heid

 

^^^^ Reminds me of a line from The Good Life: "The Oooh Aargh bird is so called, because it lays square eggs"

We agree on Spud Heid.

Initially I was a wee bit annoyed by the April Fool anti independence jokes by the "neutral" BBC. Now, I`m laughing my socks off at how it has backfired on them and it`s like...yet again. Keep it up Bitter Together... the polls are narrowing day by day. YES!    

 That's a dangerous game you play there Rog. Don't get caught out.

OMG!  IDS is correct. There are people out there claiming up to £90k in benefits for rent

Maria Miller

Love your Sunderland ad up there too - gave me a right chuckle Pirate 

"gulp"  

The plot's too complicated EC, thats why I don't watch it. Too many characters and recurring whatsits. I like cartoons me. 

Long live American Dad 

  Roger is probably my all time favourite tv character.

sometimes the laws of gravity just dont work

In terms of cartoon characters he is definitely one of mine along with Stewie Griffin and Bender from Futurama. I used to like The Simpsons but not so much these days, it just feels so dated. Back in the day I was a bit of a fan of Beavis and Butthead.

 Of those I've only seen the Simpsons, but I agree with you 

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by erinp:

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by erinp:

 

First in the world! According to an expert a farmer is rearing chickens that lay square eggs

 

TV's Daybreak managed to secure an interview with the first farmer in the world to rear chickens that lay square eggs.

'While the shape makes it convenient for eating, it also means making egg sarnies has become even simpler,' the expert said.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph said plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound coin in the event of a victory for the Yes campaign in September's referendum.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph reported that plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound which would have the face of Alex Salmond on it

 

'The plan' would be introduced on April 1, 2015, and the head of Scotland’s First Minister would replace the Queen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The Metro revealed how national treasures Ant and Dec had confirmed their split after falling out in a north London branch of IKEA.

 

   

It said that the presenting duo, whose friendship stretches back 25 years, are reportedly no longer on speaking terms as Dec prepares to launch a solo career with the pair's old management team.

‘Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly have gone their separate ways after a long and successful entertainment career as a double act,’ their spokesperson Flora Lopis confirmed.

‘Dec will now be known simply as Dec and is excited to get back to work as soon as possible. He is already looking into future projects and has signed up for a new series of Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.’

 

The Express claimed to have an exclusive revealing how Arsenal and Tottenham have sealed a deal for a groundshare that will see both teams play their home games at the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal agreed to the stunning collaboration after crunch talks with Spurs chairman Daniel Levy, it was said.

But claims that the Emirates' 60,000 seats will alternate between red and white from game to game were unlikely to go down well with supporters either.

 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

It is April Fool's Day.  

I'd believe the story of the square egg before I believe that Ant and Dec are going their separate ways.

Imagine have Spud Heid Salmond on our currency! *shudders*

That's some of todays 'April Fools' I also posted a vid ^^.

A square egg I imagine would be difficult to pass

As for spud heid

 

^^^^ Reminds me of a line from The Good Life: "The Oooh Aargh bird is so called, because it lays square eggs"

We agree on Spud Heid.

Initially I was a wee bit annoyed by the April Fool anti independence jokes by the "neutral" BBC. Now, I`m laughing my socks off at how it has backfired on them and it`s like...yet again. Keep it up Bitter Together... the polls are narrowing day by day. YES!    

Aye, that`ll be the Spud Heid that`s given Scotland..free perscriptions...free university education...free nursery places for 1- 5 yr olds...Lower retirement age and a better pension...freeing us from Trident on our doorstep that London disnae want on theirs...freeing us from yet another Tory government that we didn`t vote for. Vote NO and you can look forward to keeping all of this. Vote NO and you can look forward to a privatised health service and more privitisation of our public services, is on it`s way.  You`re going to pay for voting NO. Don`t say I didn`t warn you.

I don't get it though..... that's all happened through our own parliament without breaking away from the UK.    Why should that change if we don't go the whole hog?     (and I'm yet to be convinced we could afford it on our own)

  I'm quite happy with the status quo tbh - it worries the crap out of me that if we become independent, we'll be 'exporting' to England.   That's 99 per cent of my company's business... and whilst it's fine if you're selling container loads, when you're delivering £1000 a time to a little man with an ice cream van... why on earth would he get involved with customs clearance (or if we manage to rejoin the EU, the lesser, but still detailed record keeping for an EU import) when he can just buy locally?   I guess the easy way for my company would be to relocate the business to England and I bet we're not the only one.    

Brilliant 

 I agree with you, Kaffs.

 And it's a NAW from me too.

I was wondering this recently with the cheesy chips taunts from the Newcastle fans - what on earth is wrong with cheesy chips?! They're bloody brilliant, and I'd like to point out, the first time I ever had cheesy chips.... was in Newcastle

I have known Hartlepool as a child and Sunderland as an adult.

Hartlepool wins hands down on the 'scruffy' scale.

Dirty little fishing village.

Its own town folk won't turn out to its football matches ... and who can blame them??

I have had a very upset little girl this morning.... She went and got 2 hair bobbles and wanted me to put a rainbow in her hair and i got the whole bottom lip out crying when i couldnt little kids are funny sometimes.

Aww!

Maybe you could get a rainbow ribbon and tie it into her hair?