Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Originally Posted by erinp:

 

First in the world! According to an expert a farmer is rearing chickens that lay square eggs

 

TV's Daybreak managed to secure an interview with the first farmer in the world to rear chickens that lay square eggs.

'While the shape makes it convenient for eating, it also means making egg sarnies has become even simpler,' the expert said.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph said plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound coin in the event of a victory for the Yes campaign in September's referendum.

 

 

The Daily Telegraph reported that plans have been unveiled for a new Scottish pound which would have the face of Alex Salmond on it

 

'The plan' would be introduced on April 1, 2015, and the head of Scotland’s First Minister would replace the Queen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The Metro revealed how national treasures Ant and Dec had confirmed their split after falling out in a north London branch of IKEA.

 

   

It said that the presenting duo, whose friendship stretches back 25 years, are reportedly no longer on speaking terms as Dec prepares to launch a solo career with the pair's old management team.

‘Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly have gone their separate ways after a long and successful entertainment career as a double act,’ their spokesperson Flora Lopis confirmed.

‘Dec will now be known simply as Dec and is excited to get back to work as soon as possible. He is already looking into future projects and has signed up for a new series of Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.’

 

The Express claimed to have an exclusive revealing how Arsenal and Tottenham have sealed a deal for a groundshare that will see both teams play their home games at the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal agreed to the stunning collaboration after crunch talks with Spurs chairman Daniel Levy, it was said.

But claims that the Emirates' 60,000 seats will alternate between red and white from game to game were unlikely to go down well with supporters either.

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It is April Fool's Day.  

I'd believe the story of the square egg before I believe that Ant and Dec are going their separate ways.

Imagine have Spud Heid Salmond on our currency! *shudders*

That's some of todays 'April Fools' I also posted a vid ^^.

A square egg I imagine would be difficult to pass

As for spud heid

 

^^^^ Reminds me of a line from The Good Life: "The Oooh Aargh bird is so called, because it lays square eggs"

We agree on Spud Heid.

  Heehee

i had a sore eye, well just under my eyebrow, last night

like it was a spot but there was nothing there

when i got up this morning my eye was HUGE!

looked like id been punched

it was puffed up

what would cause that?

bit like this

Sounds bad Pirate  It could be an eye infection.

Are you allergic to anything ?

nah,

dont think so

its lifted a bit now though

oooh im such a worrier

i mean warrior

Pirate have you been in the garden , could be a bite?

we were sat outside pub last yr

a lad come to join our table & he had been working out over summer

and had got really big

i remarked how big his arms were now

he rolled up his sleeves & flexed for the ladies-proper showing off

then a wasp landed by his pint

he squealed & ran with his arms flapping

nah

maybe its a bite though yeah

cant see anything properly yet cos my eyes sort of folded over a bit lol

If it is still like that in the morning you need to see your GP or go to A&E.

Agrees with Erin.

I love that expression 

Thank you all for the kind words, but I don't need the sympathy, I was just shocked at it, my poor friends need the sympathy and thoughts. My friend I've known for almost 30 years and she moved over to the states. 

The best newspaper April Fool I ever fell for was in The Journal (north East paper), 1989 and they printed a story that Sting was going to go to the moon to sing Walking on The Moon to celebrate 20 years of the moon landing. Blonde moment.

Hope surgeons do a good job on your injured friend Cinds 

Such a dreadful thing to happen 

I've been out for a meal with friends and it was lovely.  Strangely I came away from the meal thinking 'that was lovely but I really want more salad'.

Now.  If anyone knows me in r/l they know I love a good feed and salad is for lunch or when I'm trying to be good but I just really want to go back there and have more salad.  

No problem consider it deleted

 Pregnancy cravings ?

I think so, Rog!  My friends brother was there and he didn't touch his bowl of salad, I was dying to ask for his but didn't want to look like a greedy fecker!

What a weirdly odd post. Never mind.

 Awww, ya salad monster  

Beats craving chocolate

JEN - i have watched the 2nd episode of HEROES and its fascinating - i love it !!

I'm envious i really am lol So many more in front of you

indeed Thoughts are with you all Cinds, what an awful thing to happen

Never heard of it .........can you give me a brief synopsis? Please

I'm off to see my youngest make his first confession.  It's being done in his school assembly hall which makes it a little weird.  I'm not a very holy person although I am Catholic, but having it in school instead of in the chapel where we all made ours makes it seem less 'important' I think.

Yes I think I would feel a bit cheated. I hope it goes well for him.

An elderly friend of ours is being confirmed today bless him. He lost his Uncle recently who is one of the last remaining family members .....he's single and has no kids. I think he's found comfort in the church.

I'm not able to be there for him today (waiting for parcels and then I've got Jack after school). I've sent a card ....hope it goes well for him.

He comes for lunch every Sunday ...........do you think he'll want to be saying Grace from now on?

Good food, good meat

Good God let's eat.

For what we are about to receive may the Lord make us truly thankful.

or my favourite from school

Thank you for the world so sweet

Thank you for the food we eat

Thank you for the birds that sing

Thank you God for everything 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrmen (we used to sing that one)

Heroes is an American science fiction television drama series created by Tim Kring that appeared on NBC for four seasons from September 25, 2006 through February 8, 2010. The series tells the stories of ordinary people who discover superhuman abilities, and how these abilities take effect in the characters' lives.

NBC are brining it back as HEROES REBORN

http://www.nbc.com/heroes

It's an American show based on some people realising they have special powers. It was a few years ago but i really enjoyed it... Here's an advert.. I think i might have to re watch it all after watching that lol

Jen i bet you are plaesed its coming back in 2015 for a mini series

I did not know this!

It went well Soozy and wasn't as informal as I thought.  Today was only my sons class so it was a bit more intimate than trying to get through 70+ pupils in one sitting.  The priest is new to the parish and seems really nice and quite funny, it's a nice change!

Ells, I'm not Catholic, but I can understand why you had reservations about the first confession not happening in church. I'm glad it went well, and that the priest seems nice.

How lovely Ells, delighted it went well.