Here's a little bit of fun.

 

 

 

 

Every time someone writes what they are eating (in the salad thread)  I REALLY want that thing.  I'm still not eating properly because nothing takes my fancy UNTIL I see that thread then I want salady stuff!!

 

I now want a BLT sarnie on seedy bread.

Rexi, you'll love it. We went up to Edinburgh last weekend to see it again, Thursday evening show, the the Friday matinee. We left the theatre after the show, went in to the box office and went back in to watch the Friday evening show. Three times in 24 hours  

 

The tour finishes in four weeks and I'm tempted to buy tickets for the last show, where ever it might be.

Daughter just scared the crap out of me! She came down to get a toilet roll, I didn't hear her and caught a glimps of her through my glass living room door.. Really made me jump

Ells how's the bump coming along?

 That reminds me of when my eldest was wee.  He was about 18 months (maybe more) and used to jump up and down in his cot at night when we put him to bed.  One night leading up to halloween my OH went out and I was watching TV when they started showing the usual ads for scary films and I was creeped out.  Next thing I know the living room door is slowly creaking open and I start screaming and my son (who had jumped up and down so much he had broke the base of his cot and managed to get himself out of his room) creeps in the room in hysterics because he finds the whole thing soooo funny.  Every time I put him back in bed he'd break the cot and creep in trying to scare me again  

12 week scan tomorrow  

 

I've been told by the midwife that they might insist I start daily injections to my belly because my sister had a blood clot in her recent pregnancy and they might think I need to take the injections as a precaution.  I'm REALLY hoping they don't insist on it because I am a BABY when it comes to needles.

Ouch! 

It's only an ikkle spider...

London Eye mid-evening.

 

I took this one from the northern side of the Hungerford footbridge.

*I recently bought a digital camera.

But the pic above was taken using my iphone as my hands were too blinkin' cold to unzip the cameras' leather bag!

Good photo considering 

 

When my three were younger the oldest had a TV in his room. Unbeknown to us one night they were all in there watching The Lost Boys........... we were watching downstairs. When it finished the boys came tearing down the stairs scared out of their wits - I said 'What on earth were you doing watching that? George (my daughter) wasn't watching was she?'

 

My girlie is the youngest and was only about six at the time. A few seconds later she sauntered in quite unperturbed .............she had been watching but it clearly went over her head.

 

What a terrible mother I must have been.

 @Soozy

Ohhh, I can't wait now!! I'm going the first week of April

That's lesson one in the manual

Ells

Anyone watch this morning today?  A woman was on with her wife.... a 4yr old Jack Russell!!!

  The jack russell looks none too happy Jen.

Poor thing lol Holly asked "Do you think she knows?"  the woman said yes and Holly said "Really??"

My child is upside down in my belly  He (or she) was wiggling around trying to get into a different position but couldn't seem to do it.  It was so strange seeing it moving around but not feeling it yet.....I can't wait for that stage!!

 

 Babby's just getting more comfortable Ells?  

Was lovely to see him (or her) move around.....I have come home a lot more excited about it all.  It's REALLY real now lol.

 Exciting times, Ells.

Aww Ells

I can see the resemblance... 

 

Aww.. congratulations, Ells  

she looks a little bit like bjork

 

not sure who the woman looks like...

anyway

anyone about who's on twitter?

 

has it crashed?

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres 

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey

Soozy

 

 

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of TAMPONS and proceeded to the checkout counter. 
 
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied. 

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

 

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.  They're for him.  He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

 

 

 

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