You know your from N.Ireland when......
âĒ Your embarrassed to watch someone from N.Ireland on Hollyoaks.
âĒ If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight,
âĒ '**** off' means 'Are you serious?', ... ... âĒ The person that you insult most is probably your best friend,
âĒ Saying 'I will aye' means that you definitely won't,
âĒ '**** it, its grand' means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly,
âĒ 'Hes fond of a drink' means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism,
âĒ Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days,
âĒ 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything,
âĒ The best cure for a hangover is more drink,
âĒ Nobody can go a day without saying 'Jaysus',Holy feck,I don't believe ye, Did you hear?
âĒ 'Meeting' has a double meaning,
âĒ Tea is the solution to every problem,
âĒ 'I got stuck behind a tractor' is a perfectly valid reason for being late,
âĒ You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. 'I had a rake of drink last night' or 'I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner',
âĒ Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult,
âĒ Saying 'Now we're sucking diesel' means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation,
âĒ Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time,
âĒ You're scared of the wooden spoon,
âĒ The word 'like' goes in every sentence,
âĒ 'The dogs' bollocks' means something is brilliant.....
âĒ When you have been seeing her for a week and you have not had sex yet!!!!!! GET HER BUCKED.
âĒYou ring someone and ask What are ye at? which means do you fancy going to a bar getting pissed coming home walking on your ankles.