HOLY COW!    Imagine all of the dusting.  It must be an endless task.  Ann Maurice would have a field day in there doctoring that house for sale.

Good God How do they even get into that bed?

I'm off to enjoy the Lego movie in a minute Might take my Kindle with me

Oldest grandson and Mr Woo are watching RoboCop. Got a bag full of goodies .....hope I'm not frisked

My Big Fat Gypsy interior design...

God that's hideous....

I'm home!! Lovely to be back in my own (freezing when i walked in the door) house

I went to see it on Tuesday.....it wasn't as bad as I expected!

Well????  How was it?  What was the flight like with the kids?  Was it worth the money?  

 ive just filled my zippo too much & set fire to my finger

 Welcome back. Did you have a good time? 

Pirate you're a one man disaster zone 

Hope your finger's ok?

 Who's a dumpling?!

Welcome back, Jen. It's always good to get back to your own home, isn't it?

I hope you all enjoyed your holiday in Florida.

i blew my lit finger out like stan laurel did when he flicked his thumb

a bit of a blister on its way lol

on the upside i have new teef

lovely shiny simon cowells-that feel natural

but dont resemble my old ones but look better

i love them

and

they love me

I haaaaaaaaaaate my brother in law.

Hate when he rings my house.

Hate when he texts my fone.

But most of all I HATE when he comes into my house and asks my OH to drive him places.  I want to tell him to fook off but my OH would be pissed off if I did.

Not only do I hate all that but I also hate that he is too selfish to buy his kid an xbox game so instead my OH is always sneaking my kids games off to his house for the kid to play with (which drives me insane aswell but I would do it for my neice or nephew too so won't complain about it to him).

They come in here (the bro in law and his son) ask for a lift, ask for a lend of money and then the kid asks for a lend of a game too.   

yep

thats them lol

 Don't let the dog eat these ones.

does that fence hurt when you sit on it?

theyre in my cakehole

and staying there

 Very sensible.

I wouldn't sit on it.  I'd pull panels off it and beat the shit out of my brother in law with them instead.

Sorry but he turns me into a crazy person.

Can you not batter BiL with the fence posts, then tell your OH that you don't know what came over you, it must have been the pregnancy hormones.

dont worry

i got a bro-in-law who i wouldnt p!ss on if he was on fire

anyway

dont get annoyed think of the coming bambino

i didnt even know you were with child!

its not mine is it?

i dont trust them PM's

Prime Ministers or Personal Messages?

At the next scan I'll look for a pirate hat and a massive set of gnasher's and I'll let you know  

lol

prime ministers silly

well do YOU trust them?

 Nope!

Aww I'm calm now.  He is one of only a handful of people who really wind me up.  Thinking about it.....the majority of people who wind me up are the OH's family

And Sky keep sending me the same email saying check this and that when I've already done it all and everything on my end is working right.  Their internet is the problem, not my modem!  Idiots.

Sometimes they leave said cakehole with no warning.

That is my worst nightmare when it comes to homes. It's hideous 

Love this baby scan picture

Erin can you make it a little bigger?

I got a headache looking at it 

Didn't know you could fit so much tat into a house.