step-son just bought his new girlfriend home

and what's the verdict?

Shocking: Maya reveals she has had plastic sewn to her tongue so that she cannot eat solids and remains thin

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she's 'jolly'

im terrible muriel

Not 'Jolly' as in cheerful but something to do with Muriel

Film Muriel's wedding? Is it something scandalous or Australian?

oh she's fat

bloody hell

i thought 'jolly' would be enough to describe her

pleasantly plump

there

thats better

very nice girl

skirt was so short i could see what she had for breakfast

 You made me splutter my tea! 

well its difficult to say it nice

i was gonna buy him a thai bride for xmas

i think new girl looks like she's gonna be cheaper to maintain

Pirate, you are incorrigible! 

awww thats nasty

she looks respectable

apart from that skirt riding up her arse

 Is she a nice lass, apart from having a pelmet for a skirt?

My FB account just went down

Is there a problem with the site, or just your account?

in my 20's i went out with a larger lady

very nice, very good looking

but her mates were half her size

and she used to copy there dress style

she'd squeeze into shorts on a summer night

her mates slipped into theres

people used to laugh at her at the bar

i got into so many rows ie 'WTF you laughing at'

she never knew

she called me a troublemaker

cos i used to go outside

come back in with bruises

i never told her i was outside belting/getting belted by blokes who was taking the p!ss out of her

and a few women aswell used to hit me when i called them on it

people can be nasty

Well it says a site issue Yogi

Well, at least you know that you haven't been sent to FB Coventry.

if she makes him happy who gives a sh!t

ive never seen him smile so much

she winked at me when she went out lol

 People can be very cruel.

I feel sorry for you, getting bruises because you were defending her - and then she gives you pelters for being a troublemaker.

i think skirt was definatley too short

 I think she sounds jolly, in more ways than one. And as you say, so long as she makes him happy, that's the important thing.

I hope

it was alright

cos otherwise i was in a party of barbie dolls (various sizes) 

Don't you like Barbie dolls then?

i think i might go to pub now

so see you soon

Have a good night and no singing in the garden later on!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

lol

ina bit yogi

the carpenters close to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcEKPAKuvgU

 Remember what happened last time.

Pirate you always make me laugh but that was priceless.  I knew what you meant straight away when you said jolly

My nephew is like a toothpick.  Tall, really, REALLY skinny and rather handsome (I am bias but he really is handsome).  He brought his new girlfriends to my Mums one day and we were.....surprised.  She is 'jolly' as you say, except she was a miserable sod and has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.  However he is very happy and she seems to be a good influence on him.  My youngest was bursting to say something at the time but (thank God!) waited til we got in the car to go home and just said 'D and his girlfriend don't match'  we asked what he meant and he said 'he's skinny and she's very not skinny'.

It's the weekend and all girls need glitter.

Mines playing up as well