He's got no chance given his track record at Hall Green.

Aww....poor wee dog!

i'll have you know he was very good

and

how the f*ck did you know he raced at hall green?

Awww  the poor wee doggie 

best penis firework display you'll see this year

Do you no watch the news?

what what what?

dont confuse me donks

you know it doesnt take much

We've had your mobiles since 2002 at all their glorious Technicolor best.

Devout fundamentalist Christians wept.

And there were quite a few of them at NI.

Very good  

My internet connections been down for a couple of hours.

Can someone remind me of what we used to do in the old days. I felt like I'd lost a limb or something.

This site really cracks me up, the dogs doing silly things has made me howl

http://mommyhasapottymouth.com/all-posts-2/

As a little boy, I used to think that earwigs actually lived in your ears. Consequently, I was terrified of cockroaches 

I always called them (still do) earywigs.

 I loved the dogs too

I did too. I also thought chicken pox was actually chicken pecks and that little chickens were in your bed pecking you.  I remember trying to peek at them when my sister had the chicken pecks.

anyone wanna play 'Rick Astley - The Board Game'?

You know the rules. And so do I.

Love that

I don't get it

'You know the rules. And so do I', are lyrics from a Rick Astley song. (Never Gonna Give You Up).

Gotcha, thanx Yogi

I'm glad you asked Jen ... coz I didn't get it either

Nope, never got it either! Not sure if i still do, maybe i should read back....

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP BY RICK ASTLEY

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS:
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

there

ive explained it

i'll never do that crap joke again

I finally sold my pet parrot.

That's a weight off my shoulder

Went to the doctor and said i had an obsession with lapels.

He said i had cholera

 I got it Pirate  In fact I know all the lyrics by heart 

Now listen !! Mine was good too

 It was 

move on-nothing to see here

I know

shurrup you

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will,  I hope it's not a wind up

 I had a boyfriend called Ricky when I was a teenager and he used to say this was our song, after we split I met my daughter's dad and he's called Ricky  I must have a thing for Rickys 

Is your real name Bianca?

just had call from cousin

my auntie is in hospital- she's 86

her sister my other cousin had bad car crash

and her dog had op to remove teeth & was spitting blood

all on same day

i said she sounded like a f*cking country & western song

joking aside

what an effing year