I love that! 

 

Would it explain un hoovered carpets, unwashed floors, piles of ironing and mucky pots and pans - the sea is indeed after a all a deep, dark, dangerous force of nature.

I Want ti live next to the sea now!!!.. **looks over shoulder at half cleaned house**

No, but it'll explain the upturned shopping trolley and used condoms in the middle of the lounge carpet..

Kaffy!

I defrosted my freezer at the weekend. Found some hot cross buns - just had a couple with a cup of tea. Lovely 

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu******k

 

People are determined to piss me off today.

 

Had a bit of a fall out with my best mate....sorted now but still had it.

 

Dorothy Perkins near me hasn't got the dress I want in stock but another store (50 mins drive away) have it but won't post it down to the other store or to me.  They say I have to come get it.  It's only a tenner ffs it would cost me that to drive there!  But I really want it coz I  have it in green and its a lovely flattering fit.

 

TalkTalk are just useless.  I'm having bandwidth problems and had emailed them about it so they rang me.....then transferred me to the fibre optic technical department where it was a foreign, barely english speaking operator who kept getting my telephone number wrong and then just hung up on me in frustration 

have they got it online Ells?

No  it's out of stock online and they aren't getting more so it's on sale now in Omagh but they won't post it even though my local store told me to ring them and see if they had it and tell them to send it to the store for me.  I'll go into my local tomorrow and see if they can sort it.  

I'm off in a minute to see the Olympic Torch relay - see you all later 

 

Am I a terrible person.  My nephew, (the one that's just had a baby) has just text me to tell me when the babies christening will be.  I text back, asking where? He replied 'Johns' so I said 'who's John'.  he replied saying 'John the Baptist' I sent back 'I wouldn't go there he's off his head' 

Soozy I was going to go when it came to Newcastle, but then the day came and it was pouring with rain (I wasn't THAT keen), plus trying to get in to town would have been a logistical nightmare, so I didn't bother.

 

However, I went to do some shopping at Tesco yesterday and they had one on display in there.

Just watched The Descendants. 

went to see the olympic torch relay yesterday in Boston and was so surprised by the excitement that i might go and see it again next week in Spalding

 

 

Duckyyyyyyyyyyyy did you see it?

Cheltenham Festival winning-jockey Campbell Gillies dies on holiday

Sorry to hear that. TBH I'm missing the racing too. Did you know that Piers Morgan is a member of the fascist grammar police. To be sure of being retweeted just make a spelling mistake. He hasn't sussed it yet. Prezza is very similar.

I saw it in Cleethorpes the other night - it was a lovely party atmosphere - I'm glad I went and hope my little grandson will have a lasting memory for the rest of his life. I can imagine him telling his grandchildren.

 

Did you know the horse he rode to victory also died in an accident!..

No lal  

 

Think it was my only Festival winner   

 

Terrible.

The first rose on the plant I bought for Mr Cinds to remember his parents flowered today (is that the right term?).

 

Yes Cinds - and it's a lovely rose.

Thanks Fluffs.

 

Sorry about the size of the picture 

God, Murray making a meal of it yet again. I can't express how much I dislike him and his scrunched up face and mood and self talking to. I hope Bagdadtis will beat him by a country mile. I apologise to all my Scottish FMs here.

You just don't get him  

 

Takes a Scot and foreign liberals 

 

C'mon Andy  

I used to be the secretary of our local SNP (Coupar, Fife) foreign and all. If you ask me at the age of almost 60 and having been in Britain for more than half my life, my heart is in Scotland. My ashes will be chucked somewhere just outside Portree. Murray is still a never will be.

You know what I was saying I hope  

 

There was no dig there at all - and never would be  

 

He just doesn't go down well south of Hadrians Wall with some.

 

Personally I think he's triumph over adversity.

I agree a little bit with triumph over adversity, but why does he have to be so moody? He's got the acclaim, the money, the good looking girlfriend (What do you see in the rich tennis player). What is it that seems to eat him up? He's in a period of time where 3 other players are better, but he's the best Britain has had for a long time. That should please him, no?

 

 

I know someone who knows him ( the family) and he is a right pain in the ass.

It all comes down to........everyone's different 

What about those of us who couldn't give a shite if he's from Bromsgrove? We don't like tennis and the Beeb have totally screwed up tonight's viewing.

Don't think he's moody  

 

Get's annoyed with himself in competition.

You've got POW.

...and listening.

Doesn't it just.

I'm going to email the sponsors.

Which one will you picK?

I was trying to be ironic. It's on the Beeb. Having said that I'm sure that the lotto people would have been less than delighted.

Even so, well done! We took to wor pit. Mrs Jer doing t'grauniad x-word and I'm reading the new private eye. I was particularly amused by the first cartoon. Fifty shades of Earl Grey. Oldish man: lovely tea Gladys! Oldish woman: tie me up in bondage and do me!

I'm with you Joe.  I went out to avoid the hours of televised head movement.

 

 

That's so going to be Mr C and myself in old age, he likes a cup of Earl Grey, where as I like it stronger and harder.  

 

I am of course still talking about tea.