Our street is on a slight decline towards one end. (setting the scene there)

A "geet big ugly thing" of a broken down van from next door had sat outside our house for the best part of a year.

One day - all of a sudden "Bang!!"

A car from the end of the street had rolled down the road, no one inside and only stopped cos it smashed into the back of the broken down van.

What a mangled mess but ...

Thank God it was there to stop it, thank God no kids were playing in the street and thank God the van got towed away for scrap

TBH I think the reason most people still have a land line is for the internet.

Hmmmmm, it wasn't your car, was it?

  the cheek !!

I love the cars i have owned and when the time has come to sell them on, well ... it has tugged at the heart strings.

It was like selling one of the family

Thank you Rosie ... i'm a sentimental fool

Very true

We can all be fools, right Moonie? 

Yep, you are talking to one of the biggest mate

Don't worry I understand completely Saint  We had to get rid of our Da's car recently and it was like losing a piece of him. A lot of your personality goes into your car

Nissan Sunny liftback 1.5SGL - the same as my first car.

Loved it's soft sprung bouncy nature - ahhh

Is that an estate Saint? I have a soft spot for boxy old estates. Can't remember the make of it but our childhood car was a fawn ford estate and we piled into the back luggage bit with our cousins, the dog etc.

Not a seatbelt in sight and the adults all puffing away on ciggies with the windows closed. Ahh the seventies

It was  . . .

Squealy tyres around a corner at 20miles an hour

me Dad's old car - long gone now

Ooh that's a cool one Saint it looks a bit like the Starsky and Hutch car 

Old cars were the best

lol or maybe its the Dukes of Hazard one - anyway it looks familiar

Old Cortina

Ahhh of course! A classic.

I've just booked tickets to see Cabaret with Will Young on the night before my birthday .............excited

I've bought one of those censor air fresheners and I keep walking past it and it's doing nothing  

LOL that's a random entry

Obviously you're just a slip of a thing and it's not registering your presence.

Eat some pies.

Every time i walk past the budgies we have at work one of the takes a dump!!

Everybody is a critic  

 I think I must have set it up wrong 

its not white is it lol

NO 

I think I need to take Soozys advice, I've tried dancing and it's still not working 

Have you taken the sticker off the sensor?

  ROFL That cracked me up

Check the batteries are the right way round, Aimee?

Maybe  runs off to look

I only say that Aimee cause that's the sort of thing I would forget to do

It works if I press it but not when I walk pass, I don't exist in my own home  goes to look for some pies 

you are invisible in your own home

And the punch line is . . . Aimee has always been a ghost.

Its just everyone can see her.

It just puffed at me  I nearly choked