Aww Aimee I hope she finds she loves it there!  

Ells, Sezit and Aims I'm sure they will all be fine within a week of starting

 

I've got Eldest starting secondary school next tue and the little one start nursery everyday from the 16th (she's got a few taster sessions before that) They are both really looking forward to it..... My 11yr old is pretty much wishing this last week away.... she's not normal i tell you!

 

I'm more concerned about getting the last few bits of uniforms etc and hair cuts

I think she will and she's coming home a week later for her birthday  her friend from college is now going to the same uni so she's a little happier about it now, I think she's more concerned about having to look after herself  I'm going to miss the little rascal 

I've just put my living room curtains in the washing machine.  I never read the labels at all, I just thought f*ck it, they're boggin'.  So in they went.  Now.....how do I dry them?    Hang them up wet?  Tumble dry on a cool setting first THEN hang them?  

 

My new sofa is coming tomorrow (2 weeks early and with only a days notice) so I have no time to paint as planned but I wanted to get the curtains and verticals washed and rehung before delivery tomorrow morning.

I put mine in the drier but they are only a bit thicker than cotton, what does the label say 

Only five more sleeps! :boggle:

Been to the dentist.  I knew I was only going for a check up but that didn't stop the nerves from making me walk back out the door after checking in.  Again.  

 

3 times now I've took terrible nerves and felt sick whilst waiting so I've bolted out the door before being seen or rang to cancel the appointment.

 

I know it's silly being so scared but I had a dentist once who didn't tell me anything he was going to do and would inject me or say it was just a check up and then do work so it's the fear of what is going to happen I think......even though my new dentist seems nice enough I still don't trust him.  And he looks like Michael McIntyre.

I'm the same Ellis and I really need some work doing  never used to be scared but then the dentist said there was nothing wrong even though I was in pain, turns out I had 4 wisdom teeth that needed removing urgently as they were growing the wrong way, I had to be put under and have all 4 removed in one go, they were massive and hadn't even broke through the gum

 

Then when I was pregnant he removed a back tooth without pain relief and I ended up with blood all down my top, kind of put me off 

 

See Aimee, they're evil!!!

 

I had recently been with a lovely dentist who treated me like the baby cry baby that I am   She was very patient and gentle and even gave me the kids numbing jelly before the injections  She left the practice though, if she hadn't moved so far away I'd have stalked her to her new practice.

Till what??

 

Do tell ...

I treated myself to some very sharp kitchen knives. First time I have used the, tonight and I have spliced my finger washing them. I felt it scratch me while I was washing up. Then then I went to reach something else to wash and noticed the blood across the bench and the sink water was red. Mr C was out so had to shout the boy to help me. he went pale

Third dressing change and it's still pissing blood. Ooopsie

Oo-er missis! Keep an eye on it and maybe go to A&E if it doesn't stop 

a) only a few sleeps 'till the little darlings go back to school. b) I put my sabatiers somewhere safe. Never again. I stick with the old bluntish ones ever since I had an event like Cinds.

I bet Rolf wishes that he had died now!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

 

And you just know soon there will be an onslaught of jokes with Two Little Boys and Can you see what it is yet?, as the punchlines.

yep.. and didgeridoos 

They've just announced that he has been charged with making indecent images of children as recent as last year. 

It had finally stopped bleeding by the time I got up this morning 

 

At least I learned a valuable lesson about my new knives. DO NOT PUT THEM IN THE SINK FULL OF WATER!

vid from that amy winehouse thing i went to the other week...just thought id post it cos i reckon she's good

bad camera work from me

too many rum punches

 

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I've just had one of those moments where you get your words mixed up and come out with something completely vulgar by mistake.

 

Burning a DVD onto disc for the youngest and I see it only takes up 94 minutes but that the disc still has 56 minutes spare and I have no other cartoons or films short enough to put onto it to use up the space so I say to my partner 'I have loads of dick space left and nothing to fill it with'  I won't say what his reply was though.

 

Sky News Newsdesk     ‏@SkyNewsBreak          <small class="time">2h</small>       

Reuters: plant operator says radiation readings at water tank in Fukushima nuclear plant 18 times higher than previously measured

 

Scary... if true

This news has been going around for a few weeks Cold Sweat... Very scary indeed. I've been avoiding eating fish because of the radiation thats spilling into the seas there.... a little OTT but you never know

SKY are crafty bastids.  I've been hunting through the site for ages trying to downgrade my package (getting rid of Movies) but there is NOWHERE on the site that allows you to do that!  You have to ring them up to downgrade your package yet you can upgrade til your hearts content on the site!

^sneaky aren't they! and they'll ring ya plenty to try to get you to upgrade

Always the same Ellis  I'm with virgin media and they are quick enough to ring you if your late paying but you try getting through when there's a fault  and why can you never understood a word they say, I'm not being rude but surely your English should be good enough for the customers to get what year on about

^ that thought crossed my mind pirate! Why take military action, it'll kill more of their civilians

One word Summer... oil

  If there was no oil they wouldn't be interested.  I don't recall anyone rushing to the aid of the Tutsi people during the Rwanda genocide.  I wonder why?

I can't find the Corrie thread to post about last nights episodes.  How sad were they 

Very sad and well acted  then you turn over to Eastenders  I'm thinking of packing in watching it the storylines are getting worse by the day

OH gawd.  I was just walking around the office with two ball floats stuffed in to my top pretending to be Courtney and someone walked in. 

 

TBH I'm finding the Corrie story rather upsetting. A bit to near the mark for me. I am enjoying the, "Will they get Karl?" Material.

That's what I like about Corrie Joe, they handle story lines such as this with great sensitivity but on the flip side they can give great comedy moments too.

 

Yes, I'm loving the Karl bit.  Especially now that dithering Dev and Jason are on the case.  Do you think he will get caught red handed trying to off another victim? (same question applies with reference to Cameron in Emmerdale too)

 

 

You always give me a giggle

I cried at corrie Joe.

 

As for Karl, i can't wait for him to get caught! It's been waaaaaay too long and i cant stand the character

I've just had 20 roses delivered from lil AIms