We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.
Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.
This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy. So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.
Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"
Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.
Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".
God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow