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Royal Mail sell off.  So it's making money for the country, it's obviously time for the Tories to flog it off on the cheap to their mates in the city of London.  The taxpayer will still have to fund the pension obligations while the City institutions rake in the profits.  Ever get the feeling your pocket's being picked on a daily basis?

Carnelian

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

Cinds
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

Wasn't there something on the news recently about parents complaining that Peppa Pig was a bad influence on small children?  It kind of rings a bell now you two have mentioned it.


Parents were angry that PP and the family never wore a seatbelt when they were in the car.

My granddaughter is an avid fan and all the ones we have watched they wear belts, 

machel
Originally Posted by Cinds:

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

Aww you big meany

Jen-Star
Originally Posted by Cinds:

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

You are such a little devil! 

 

Love the pics of Angus and Gloria (did I get their names right?) enjoying their first ice cream. Keira loves ice cream and hubby often lets her lick the last little bit from the stick of an ice lolly. Knowing what a wee minx you are,  I had to word that last bit very carefully.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

You are such a little devil! 

 

Love the pics of Angus and Gloria (did I get their names right?) enjoying their first ice cream. Keira loves ice cream and hubby often lets her lick the last little bit from the stick of an ice lolly. Knowing what a wee minx you are,  I had to word that last bit very carefully.

I don't know what you mean? 

 

Yes, you got their names right.  Angus is the blonde one, Gloria is the dark one.

Cinds
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:

ahhhahah Cinds, those pics are brilliant  Love that cheeky wee face at the end there  

It's ace isn't it.  He's got that look like "I got me some ice cream....oh yeah".

 

We had a customer just leaving when Mr C came back with them, and the customer stayed to enjoy watching them enjoy their ice creams.

Cinds
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

Aww you big meany

Jen I was cracked up.  I did tell him later, as the poor kid was past himself.

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

We have a young lad working for us who, lets just say isn't the brightest button in the box, but a hell of a little grafter.  

 

Anyway, he is also doing the sky dive tomorrow.  

 

This morning he asked me 'Can you jump when it's cloudy?' I said yes as long as it's not too cloudy.  So then he asked 'does it hurt when you go through them?'.  

 

Me "Yes, but not loads it's just more like being scratched with wire wool"

 

Poor kid looked panic stricken, he then said 'right, so that's why you can't jump when it's really cloudy then?'.  

 

Me "No that's because you would just bounce off the top of them".

 

God knows what this poor kid is going to expect tomorrow 

You are such a little devil! 

 

Love the pics of Angus and Gloria (did I get their names right?) enjoying their first ice cream. Keira loves ice cream and hubby often lets her lick the last little bit from the stick of an ice lolly. Knowing what a wee minx you are,  I had to word that last bit very carefully.

I don't know what you mean? 

 

Yes, you got their names right.  Angus is the blonde one, Gloria is the dark one.

 You do know what I mean!

 

Best of luck to Master Cinds for tomorrow.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Eeek Ells its a slippery slope, although saying that I am one of the few that have a couple when part taking in alcohol but never crave one at any other time.... infact the smell of them at any other time is disgusting

That's what I was doing, I'd have one or 5 when drinking but since my holidays I've had one every few days

Ells

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