That's a mother /daughter relationship in a nutshell.
I remember when Jesus sandals were the thing .She went into the shop and asked if they sold Jesus sandals while blessing herself and bowing her head .God knows what the assistant thought 
! Brilliant erin
Erin that's something my Mum would do. She's so funny in a cringey kind of way so I am looking forward to the laughs but not sure how we'll cope being together all day every day! I love her to bits but she drives me mad sometimes.
Rexi we went 2 years ago and liked it (didn't love it though) so decided it would be best to go there as my nephew is 15 and has never been abroad so the theme park should keep him busy.
That's a mother /daughter relationship in a nutshell.
I remember when Jesus sandals were the thing .She went into the shop and asked if they sold Jesus sandals while blessing herself and bowing her head .God knows what the assistant thought
That made me laugh out loud, Erin.
Have a great time in Salou, Ells.
Matt Smith to leave Doctor Who at the end of year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22741493
that made me lol too.My mum comes out with some corkers too - she wanted me to get her some knickers from town - she said - get the big ones - I don't want those little scampi (skimpy) knickers. The doctor put her on steroids the other week - I was on the phone to her and she said 'ooooh I mustn't forget to take my steradent tonight'.
Matt Smith to leave Doctor Who at the end of year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22741493
The telly news just keeps getting worse. No more Flavia and Vincent and now no Matt Smith? What's going to become of Saturday nights...
AND.. only one more Dancing on Ice and Liz McDonald is coming back to Corrie? 
that made me lol too.My mum comes out with some corkers too - she wanted me to get her some knickers from town - she said - get the big ones - I don't want those little scampi (skimpy) knickers. The doctor put her on steroids the other week - I was on the phone to her and she said 'ooooh I mustn't forget to take my steradent tonight'.
Mines asked for incest sticks
I was on the phone to my mum the other night and she asked what lil Aims was doing and I said fake tanning, after about 20 mins she said go and tell her to wash it off, I was like why 
mum, cause she's had it on long enough, me, you don't wash it off after 5 mins of arguing I worked out she thought she was colouring her hair and she's only in her 60"s 
Matt Smith to leave Doctor Who at the end of year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22741493
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!
My mum tells the same story two or three times over the course of an evening and I know it drives my OH mad but it amuses me slightly coz I know I'm going to be as batty as her when I'm older so he has this all to look forward to on a permanent basis in his later years
I've always said I hope lil Aims doesn't end up in the same old people's home as me
that made me lol too.My mum comes out with some corkers too - she wanted me to get her some knickers from town - she said - get the big ones - I don't want those little scampi (skimpy) knickers. The doctor put her on steroids the other week - I was on the phone to her and she said 'ooooh I mustn't forget to take my steradent tonight'.
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My mum tells the same story two or three times over the course of an evening and I know it drives my OH mad but it amuses me slightly coz I know I'm going to be as batty as her when I'm older so he has this all to look forward to on a permanent basis in his later years
Ooooooooooh dear Ells - my mum repeats everything but then again so do I - I repeat everything too.
that made me lol too.My mum comes out with some corkers too - she wanted me to get her some knickers from town - she said - get the big ones - I don't want those little scampi (skimpy) knickers. The doctor put her on steroids the other week - I was on the phone to her and she said 'ooooh I mustn't forget to take my steradent tonight'.
Mines asked for incest sticks
Mine asked the pharmacist for advice on sumb thucking .. he said " pardon?!" and she repeated it till he eventually cracked up laughing and asked her to finish her sentence 
Soozy I am used to it, she has done it for years. She also never gets my name right. She calls me 5 or 6 other names first before finally settling on mine She is quite funny though and enjoys a laugh so I'm hoping she gets involved with the entertainment etc and has a great time. She needs it!
Just over a week until our holiday. It's Cambrils (near Salou) this time and for the first time ever we're going away with family 
My mum and nephew are coming with us and I am both very excited (my Mum isn't a bit wise, she's going to entertain us with her randomness) and very nervous (she's going to do my head in!)
Off tomorrow to buy in all my bits and pieces then I might aswell start packing!
When my mum went to Spain she just put an 'o' at the end of every sentence.Which meant she was fluent in spanish.
Where is the resturant...'o'
Is the beach'o' near'o'
Worked for her
That's hilarious. I always remember taking my mother out for Mexican food, she ordered fajitas, but pronounced it FADGE-ITOUS
that made me lol too.My mum comes out with some corkers too - she wanted me to get her some knickers from town - she said - get the big ones - I don't want those little scampi (skimpy) knickers. The doctor put her on steroids the other week - I was on the phone to her and she said 'ooooh I mustn't forget to take my steradent tonight'.
Mines asked for incest sticks
Mine asked the pharmacist for advice on sumb thucking .. he said " pardon?!" and she repeated it till he eventually cracked up laughing and asked her to finish her sentence
Oh god I just spat coffee out at that.
My mum tells the same story two or three times over the course of an evening and I know it drives my OH mad but it amuses me slightly coz I know I'm going to be as batty as her when I'm older so he has this all to look forward to on a permanent basis in his later years
Ooooooooooh dear Ells - my mum repeats everything but then again so do I - I repeat everything too.
see what you did there
Im watch Beyonce docu, its good! BBC(imagine)
It's on in the background here too Jen - I'm half watching. Have to say she's really talented - and she's coming across as quite a nice person Missed the stuff about here Dad though - don't know what happened there.
i never knew you is sooooo good looking!
just dont ask me to push...
i never knew you is sooooo good looking!
just dont ask me to push...
i never knew you is sooooo good looking!
just dont ask me to push...
Pirate you and ten others would struggle to push her
hah! That just reminded me of something my nana said years ago when there was loads of stuff going on at the place I worked at the time.. she said " you're probably better not putting your head above the parrot, pet "
Brilliant!!! love it lol. There's a vid I saw some time ago of a parrot dancing to a rock record that was also brilliant 
Some parrots love music and to dance to it
Slinkeh
Slinky that's great.
ION I took this beautiful afternoon off to clean the house. (Mainly because the dogs & the boy were at work with Mr C). Anyway, so I'm cleaning upstairs and happened to look out the window and there standing on my drive were a couple. She's standing next to my car while he's taking pictures, the she moves further across and he starts taking pics of her with my house in the background. I go downstairs and open the front door and ask 'Can I help you?', to which the woman replied 'just taking photo' in a Eastern European accent, so I ask 'But why are you taking photographs of my car & house' and again they just gave me the same answer again and again. They then wandered off.
Sounds iffy to me Cinds, either that or they were trying to look better off to family back home than they were.
That's exactly what I thought Jen. A matter of pride.
But keep an eye open Cinds.
Yeah, that's what I thought. But why my house? I'm sure there are much better looking houses/streets than mine.
Sounds iffy to me Cinds, either that or they were trying to look better off to family back home than they were.
That's exactly what I thought Jen. A matter of pride.
But keep an eye open Cinds.
I will, and have mentioned it to my immediate neighbours. I love having all my windows open when I am cleaning, but went down and closed them all and locked all of the doors, just in case. How mental is that?
Sounds iffy to me Cinds, either that or they were trying to look better off to family back home than they were.
That's exactly what I thought Jen. A matter of pride.
But keep an eye open Cinds.
I will, and have mentioned it to my immediate neighbours. I love having all my windows open when I am cleaning, but went down and closed them all and locked all of the doors, just in case. How mental is that?
Sadly I'm the same, although on the ground floor only. I have a lovely terrace at the back but daren't leave it open if I'm not in the room. (Especially as our ferral friends are likely to wander in apart from anyone else.)
break up letter
Don't people do this kind of thing when they are trying to make it look like they live here
Sounds suspect Cinds, you and the neighbours should be very vigillant in the next few days.Should you see them again take a picture.
