Ooooh Gas and Air, I wish you could buy that over the counter. Even though I had a c-section they did give me the gas and air because I freaked out a bit when they did say I was in labour and there was a possibility the boy might not survive. I remember going from hysterical to apologising for the lack of lady gardening.
Trust you to be worrying about your topiary at a time like that!
Yogi. My grandfather born in 1915 weighed 16 lbs. Even I wince at that. Was there even any birth pain relief back then?
Oh my word, did your great-grandmother ever walk properly again?
I have no idea, the old girl was dead long before I was born. I think.
And by the way, my topiary is very important to me.
It's been a bit neglected of late and I am very scared that myself and Mr Cinds might eventually get trapped together by some sort of awful pubic velcro if I don't take care of it soon.
I've got a hedge trimmer you can borrow.
HEY NOW!!!