I'm holding the family jewels reading that and hoping you reported her.

Them is important kit!!

OMG!! I very rarely watch Jeremy Kyle but ...............................OMG

 

Such low lives - they really don't care how they embarrass themselves do they?

 

Really and truly unbelievable.

I always tell them I'm phoning from work and I don't want to say as I'm in an open plan office One of my colleagues got really annoyed with them always asking him, so whenever they asked what it was in relation to he would simply answer "my balls" They stopped asking him

So, what's new there then? 

 

Soozy   you watched 

 

I hate that programe for that very reason - WHO and WHY would anyone go on there and air their dirty washing in public like some or most or all do 

 

It made me very ranty and sweary the few times I watched 

 

its a boy/man thing innit 

I thought of applying.

 

Removing three front teeth was the stumbling block.

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I know some of you will be trilled

 nails to long 

The tiles are halfway up in my bathroom........................they really do look fab.

That's good news Soozy 

Hahaha Ask Master Cinds now if I am brill Mam.  He's 16 next month and hates me.  Actually that means I have done my job right 

I am fookin knackered.  Spent the day ripping out half of my house for redecoration, but I want to get Master C back in to his room (cave) asap so we have done most of the decorators work today, by keying all the gloss work and doing the first coat, but also doing all of the walls and ceiling, so when he comes tomorrow he just has to mount the Boys mural that we had made for him and then his room is ready for his new carpet on Thursday morning. 

I love the smell of peppered meat in the fridge.

I have just tasted blueberries for the first time.

I have a really sore ingrown toenail (yuck)

and I've painted so many times this evening I have a headache with the fumes.

 

That's all.

Decorating is one thing I never take the notion for.  I hate it.  I like buying the stuff and seeing the end result but the bit in the middle (the hard work) is no fun.

How devine are they? Blue berries are delicious.

We're meant to be having a man come and decorate the house, but we decided to get a head start on the boys room as his is getting gutted from head to toe.  New decor, new carpet, new furniture, and I've even bought him a whole new wardrobe of clothes to go in there, down to socks and pants.  (He needed all the new clothes as he has shot up and out grown).  Anyway we just want him back in his own room.

They kinda taste like less sweet/juicy grapes to me.  I'd rather have grapes tbh.  But I'm thinking the blueberries might be good in porridge.

 

I am going to turn into a mushroom.  I love the things and have ate a full punnet of them since last night 

I filled a Morrisons bag with shit and a dead Blackbird earlier this afternoon. I feel an anti cat rant may be on the bubbling under. Those who in a FB way wax lyrical about the bastards don't own gardens and don't live in the vicinity of someone who has 20+

I love cats but next door feeds the stray cat that lives around here, he doesn't eat all the food so all the other million cats from here come for the food and then come into my garden to sh-t  every morning it's all in the borders, they even do it in the middle of the lawn 

 

Now one of them are being sick it was all over my back doorstep the other day , She's an elderly lady and I've tried to ask her nicely to just put enough out for the stray but to no avail, I've tried all sorts to stop them using my garden as a toilet but nothings working 

Get a dog! Keira keeps the cats out of my garden.

 

Seriously though, I understand how you feel. Years ago, I had a neighbour who started off with three cats, then adopted loads of strays. If they were not  pooing in my garden, they were leaving "presents" of dead mice and birds on my back doorstep.

It's really starting to wind me up now  last year I bought a spray that you use on the soil but the smell made you gag but the cats carried on   there's some manky  looking cats that have now appeared and they are going in all the bins 

If you have the time - a good (although maybe short lived) remedy is a water spray every time a cat comes near - they soon get the message. Also I've heard that a sprinkling of chilli flakes around the garden cam help.

Ugh Aimee I'd be pissed off too!!  My neighbour has a cat which seems to prefer my garden to hers.  So far no pressies on the doorstep so it can stay there if it's happy.  I really dislike cats (sorry cat lovers) but that one doesn't bother.

 

On the subject of cats....there are a massive amount of cat lovers on my facebook it seems   every day is a spamming of cat pics.  They aren't THAT cute.  

I remember an old next door neighbour of ours complaining about our cat pooing on her garden. She was a real old misery and always moaning about something. One morning she confronted Mr Woo about the poo situation. He simply replied 'I know - isn't she clever? - I taught her how to do that and she picked it up really quickly'.

 

TBH - it is hard fir a cat owner - what can they do? It's unfair to keep the cat locked up.

 

Pepper Dust. The traditional way to deter cat and dogs doing unwanted animal fouling

 

Less traditional way  

Thanks for the pepper tip!

Silent Roar pellets   It's dried lion dug and it lets moggies know that there's a bigger cat around.

*hides cat

I'll look out for that 

I really don't know what all the fuss is about.

Just think of it like they're just leaving you a little present

 

 

Argh! I just bent over the dining table giving it a good scrub and my bloody back went!! I've had back trouble since i was about 21!! Oh it friggin hurts a lot this time though.

Ooooooooooooh Jen - poor you

 

Put your feet up and always try to remember

 

 

Tina Malone announces pregnancy on This Morning .

 

Earlier in the year she revealed that she was  about to start IVF treatment at the age of 50 in order to have a baby with  husband Paul Chase, who is 19 years her junior.

And just a few months later, Shameless star  Tina Malone is pregnant after travelling to Cyprus for artificial insemination,  and has admitted that it might be twins.

Announcing the news live on Thursday's This  Morning, the actress said that she only found out herself last week, and has  already gained eight pounds.

The star, who walked the red carpet at the TV Baftas on Sunday, admitted to being just five weeks gone and is over-the-moon: 'I am pregnant. We are delighted,' she said.

 

Tina revealed her ambitions to become  pregnant on the same programme back in February, and has since travelled all the  way to Cyprus to realise her dream.

She wanted the egg donation to be anonymous -  something that is not possible in the UK or US - so made the journey  overseas.

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That's true! I think i better get a coffee and steer clear