^^^

seriously thinking of buying

I keep getting the AD it's a sign

So true

Kaffy

 In that case, I'm terrified of Johnny Depp.

Just got a phone call from my son reminding me that it is his partners birthday on Monday.

YIKES!!! - I'd completely forgotten but then remembered that I have a stash of great 'bargain' birthday cards from Card Factory. I then thought I might stick a nice little verse in printed from my computer.

I duly found a nice little verse, printed it out but couldn't find the glue so I stuck it with sellotape (not a good look). I found a first class stamp and rushed it out to the pillar box in time for the midday collection - only to find that t's collected at 11.15 on Saturday.

I'm sure Darren is going to feel so special when he receives his card.

1. It will arive late

2. The tacky little verse is badly stuck in with sellotape

3. It is a bargain card (5 for a £1 from Card Factory) - he will know thus because last time they visited I proudly showed off the bargains I'd got in Card Factory.

I hope he see's the funny side 

 Send him an Ecard Sooz.....can't get more bargain than that!

I'm sure he will appreciate the effort you have put in Soozy 

How about recycled? 

 I'm sure he will love it, Soozy.

Hmmm there's the cost of the stamp to be considered.

 send it with no stamp and the person at the other end will have to pay the postage. Problem sorted 

weird sleeping bag

Weird person in it too 

True

I've just done my first ever listings on e bay. I'm dead excited - bl**dy annoyed with Mr woo though.

I came into the room with armfuls of clothes and he said

'Ooooooh don't go selling all your nice/good stuff'

I replied -

'But it doesn't fit anymore'

He then said

'Oh right OK - sell that blue dress though - it doesn't suit you'

I wore it to a bl**dy wedding last year and he never told me that then. 

Ooppss. Is Mr Woo in the doghouse now then Soozy? 

He is indeed Moonie .................i keep saying - well what's the matter with it then? Why doesn't it suit me? etc. etc.

The thing is - if he'd have said something at the time I probably wouldn't have taken any notice anyway 

No supper for you tonight Mr Woo 

OMG! just supper? That's even worse than no supper at all 

Lol Soozy he is probably just a smart man who knows if they tell their wife that something doesn't look good on her he'll really offend her and she'll probably huff with him and wear the dress anyway.

My OH just says 'aye that's grand' so I never know if he likes it or hates it 

LOL at Soozy and Ells 

PMSL Soozy 

I said I was doing well  the hoover caught fire today  I was only hoovering the landing and it went bang, sparks and then smoke then the smoke alarms went off  I ran downstairs with it and threw it on the garden  upstairs stank 

The "destroyer" strikes again 

I'm a little bit excited ..........my DVD Les Mis has been dispatched.

You got me all excited there sooz. I just checked my account and it's not due to be dispatched till tomorrow

I have Les Mis envy ...

Go blu-ray Soozy - you will see your favourites in higher definition.

It's my bro in law's birthday tomorrow and I think he's getting a copy from my sis.   Guess who happens to be off for the next two days and will be visiting her sis on Tuesday afternoon when we'll have the house to ourselves? 

My mum got a bit huffy when I didn't take her to the cinema to see it (she's 82 - hard of hearing and lacks concentration) - I told her that it was a very long film and it was all singing. She sort of looked at me like

Now at last she can see it - I know she'll find it hard to follow etc. but .........I'll have done my bit.

Glad the Les Mis DVDs are on their way girls,enjoy. I've had mine for months now

lol,  now that is what I call a good present 

I saw this one in Go Outdoors the other week and really wanted to buy it so I could pretend to be a caterpillar.

No thanks, I'd be worried about a lid!

*Doesn't say anything about the bed in the snaffle thread's darkened room.*