Yer get nowt for been second though!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
UKIP 2nd in South Shields..!
I thought no result were going to be called until tomorrow! 
Channel please!
Well to what do you think I was referrin' ?
It's on BBC 1 Xochi in breaking news
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Yer get nowt for been second though!
No, but if they are second after Labour (which I assume is the result there) then the northern councils will be obliterated by UKIP/Independents/LibDems?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
It's on BBC 1 Xochi in breaking news
Ta! I've got Patten on now though. 
Your last line is obliterated on m'phone.
Obliterated by what? Gollum?
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Your last line is obliterated on m'phone. Obliterated by what? Gollum?
No. Worse. 'UKIP/Independents/LibDems?' 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
It's on BBC 1 Xochi in breaking news
Ta! I've got Patten on now though.
Sorry, it's just the ticker tape rolling news at the bottom of the screen.
And so, I'm off to bed. Goodnight 
Nite Cos. Tomorrow will be another, probably shocking day. 
As long as the Libby D's are the major casualties, all will be well.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
As long as the Libby D's are the major casualties, all will be well.
No, as long as UKIP don't make any ground, all will be well.
I think UKIP are the latest version of the British Movement, no, I hope that UKIP are the latest version of the BM. They don't have legs.
Any opportunity to sweep away Nick Clegg and put 'em back to 1960 's levels would be welcome at chez joe.
Meanwhile, I'm dizzy, blocked up, sore throat, and lost m'voice.
Thanks! It's seasonal.
I just saw this ........it made me chuckle
Soozy that made me laugh. I've just had a text conversation with Master Cinds. He'd text me this morning saying he didn't feel well & could he stay off school. I just saw it 30 minutes ago & text him to tell him that. He replied saying 'would I of been allowed to stay off' I text back saying 'it's would have not would of, and the answer would have been a big fat NO'.
He sent back saying 'you knew what I meant', I replied 'OK bro' to which he said 'whatever mam' so I sent back saying 'chill me bloodz. Word to the Mother INNIT'. He's just sent back saying 'please don't text me again'
Cinds
AWWW Cinds I love it
@ Soozy
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Soozy that made me laugh. I've just had a text conversation with Master Cinds. He'd text me this morning saying he didn't feel well & could he stay off school. I just saw it 30 minutes ago & text him to tell him that. He replied saying 'would I of been allowed to stay off' I text back saying 'it's would have not would of, and the answer would have been a big fat NO'.
He sent back saying 'you knew what I meant', I replied 'OK bro' to which he said 'whatever mam' so I sent back saying 'chill me bloodz. Word to the Mother INNIT'. He's just sent back saying 'please don't text me again'
I'm starting to feel sorry for Master Cinds.
It's okay, it was only a momentary flash of sympathy.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Soozy that made me laugh. I've just had a text conversation with Master Cinds. He'd text me this morning saying he didn't feel well & could he stay off school. I just saw it 30 minutes ago & text him to tell him that. He replied saying 'would I of been allowed to stay off' I text back saying 'it's would have not would of, and the answer would have been a big fat NO'.
He sent back saying 'you knew what I meant', I replied 'OK bro' to which he said 'whatever mam' so I sent back saying 'chill me bloodz. Word to the Mother INNIT'. He's just sent back saying 'please don't text me again'
Ahh i'm so looking forward to these things! My daughters 11yr old friend was round yesterday and they were playing songs on youtube and dancing round the living room with the 2 yr old. I walked danced into the living room and just saw the colour drain from my 10yr old daughters face Funny thing is she loves that I'm a 'daft mum' when there aren't any friends about
Jen I love winding him up. My fav was when he used to get so wound up when I referred to 'those emu kids'.
You have to understand its all his own fault, you see his voice broke over night, and so I was robbed of the opportunity to tease him about the up and down squeaky voice.
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Jen I love winding him up. My fav was when he used to get so wound up when I referred to 'those emu kids'.
You have to understand its all his own fault, you see his voice broke over night, and so I was robbed of the opportunity to tease him about the up and down squeaky voice.
@ Emu kids .............when my sister was visiting recently I was telling her about the kid next door - I said 'he dresses all in black sort of goth like you know ...what do they call them - Nemos'
Hahaha 'finding nemo'
I wish I was good on photoshop.
A disgruntled train customer's novel reaction to being refused a refund has gone viral.
An image of a letter intended for a Greater Anglia Rail customer relations adviser was posted online this week, METRO reports.
It shows a typed letter to a staff member, whose name has been obscured, along with a rolled and sellotaped letter which appears to be from the rail company's customer relations department.
Mimicking the familiar tone of a corporate letter, the unknown sender wrote: "Thank you for your letter dated 12th of April, explaining that you are 'unable' to refund my ticket for my train that was cancelled in January, due to the fact that I did not apply within 28 days of the incident."
They continued: "I have enclosed your letter and you will notice that I have taken the liberty of rolling it up very tightly which should make it easier for you to stick it up your arse."
An image of a letter intended for a Greater Anglia Rail customer relations adviser was posted online this week, METRO reports.
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Mimicking the familiar tone of a corporate letter, the unknown sender wrote: "Thank you for your letter dated 12th of April, explaining that you are 'unable' to refund my ticket for my train that was cancelled in January, due to the fact that I did not apply within 28 days of the incident."
They continued: "I have enclosed your letter and you will notice that I have taken the liberty of rolling it up very tightly which should make it easier for you to stick it up your arse."
I think I mist be the only person in the world (apart from my Jack) who laughs like a drain throughout You've Been Framed. My family think I'm mad.
Erin.
Love it.
We had an email of complaint to our business this week, after we had took the decision to repossess one of our HWPW units due to the customer stopping payment. (It's the first time in the 10 years we have been trading that we have ever had to repossess a unit).
I have not put all of the email in, but this bit amused me to hell.
"It is normally business ethic ate to negotiate but that's something you are
unable to do you act like a desperate man you've got the name for it that's
for sure."
ethic ate
Plus the fact they resort to childish insults as in the desperate man reference.
The rest of it contained a lot of 'you should of' & I am reading it screaming to myself 'it's you should HAVE'
What do they mean you've got the name for it?
Husbands name is Daniel. Dan for short. Desperate Dan
In other news, I'm cooking cow pie for dinner tomorrow. 
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Husbands name is Daniel. Dan for short. Desperate Dan
Oooh.