I've just seen this on msn homepage. 

I reckon my dogs would just squat and poop 

oooooh a sad snaffle 

I am so tired.  I can't cope with 4 hours sleep.  Why do workmen always call at 9 am even when you tell them not to?!

Because the can 

Early birds!  

Usually when I have workmen coming they come late when I waiting to go out Ells which  me 

I always say 'afternoon only' so I can be up, dressed, have a cuppa and clean up before they arrive.  I don't like having strangers in my house and like to have the place neat and tidy.  But, considering I was out last night and am like a hurricane when getting ready, the place wasn't exactly presentable this morning.  Nor was I with my hangover.

I had to look twice at this picture,I didnt know who it was at first.

DJ skills: George took to the decks at the launch party,  just like he did at the Stonewall Equality Dinner last week (pictured)

Transformation: The star looked a lot heavy just a few  years ago, and has now completely transformed himself

Going, going...: George tweeted a pic of himself before  shaving off his beard on Friday

Ohhh so sad. Doggies are so loyal.  

Yours...erm... 

Hi Pirate  

That went over my head  lots does

Haha, Pirate!   I bet it's easier to say after a few libations

OMGZZzzzzz - Now Boy George has dropped too much timber   He needs a bit more meat on those (cheek) bones.



Saw this on Twitter:

My brother's a kitchen fitter with the council - recently they stripped a kitchen out of a bedsit and went back at 9 a.m. next day to fit the new one, as arranged.   The door was opened by the young female tenant, obviously just awake, who let them in, climbed back into bed (bear in mind this is a bedsit - one roomed abode) - pulled the duvet over her head and hadn't budged by the time they left with the kitchen all finished.

Kaffy  that's just shocking!  She has no shame!

I had an unexpected call from the council one day and I had just been for a bath but was completely dressed and presentable so I didn't bat an eyelid when he said he had to go up and check the boiler.  I thought nothing of it til he was gone and I noticed the boiler door still open so went to close it.  Only to see not only the boiler closet full of my knickers (thanks to the OH for deciding that was the best place to dry them) but also that I had hung my (quite huge) bra on the bathroom door handle and forgot that it was there.  

I always wonder do they go back to the office and tell of all the sights they saw that day.

   love it!

When I had my kitchen and bathroom done by the council, one of the builders was telling me all about the houses they go to, one house the couple were upstairs having sex, another there was dog poo all over the carpets and another the loft was full of cannabis  he said he liked coming to my house cause it was clean and he dared to drink the tea  but he was scared of me in case he made a mess  he said the hoover is always ready when I come here, he even offered to hoover for me 

They must see some sights Aimee.  

Ells

Well today I took Minime to docs as i wasn't sure it was actually chicken pox... turns out it's not lol She was coming out in blotchy spots but they weren't turning into 'messy ones' they were just shrinking back into little red dots... next night the same thing again all week... turns out its the tail end of the viral tummy bug she had bloody bad one to have lingered on this long!

I wonder if I have the same thing  I've had the stomach bug as well, my rash keeps coming and going 

It's possible Aims, i took Minime to soft play in Arnold (about 2 weeks ago) and the very next day she started being sick... went on for about a week.

her spots are big red blotches with a spot in the middle for one night then different ones the next. She does say she's itchy if i ask but she does get the odd patches of eczema. You getting better though? bit by bit?

I seem to have had everything since christmas  my rash looks like heat rash and I'm itchy then it goes again, I give up 

I'm so cold I've had to put the heating back on 

Hope this doesn't stretch the forum.

Bit rude but they made me LOL

Ells   My mate (RIP Kenny) used the name Phat Phuqué when he recorded a couple of albums.

You should have gone Doc's Mrs! Now you have to wait til Mon or go to the dreaded walk in center that place is grim

I took this pic of my Mutts earlier.  Never in the 7 years we have had them have we ever had a pic so nice.

Yes I know the blonde boy needs his hair cut.

AWWWWW they're so cute

And to answer the Photos from up above.  

Yes, Lisa does love dick  Big Style

Awww! Cinds! They look gorgeous! Names please... and don't say ebony and ivory. 

No.

Girl, the black one is Gloria, and the boy the Llama posing as a dog is called Angus.

Hallebluddyloooyahhhhhhhh.  1 lost husband found.

Pished as a parrot and now definitely homeward bound after getting 'lost' somewhere between Victoria and the South coast.  Apparently it's all Haywards Heath's fault

Alcohol and sense of direction = epic fail.

Cute pooches, Cinds ♥

Great names. Although I like the idea of Angus actually being named Llama! But that would be too much of a shaggy dog tail. 

It's always someone esles fault. 

I think he looks more like an Alpaca, it's Mr C that calls him the Llama.

Alpaca or Angus?

Bed time for me.  Sleep well everyone 

Nite Cinds. 

But now you mention it, Angus is more Alpaca than Llama but you'd better get MrC to take a look at this and get back to it. 

Alpaca, llama, dog.... anyone want to trade for 1 pillock of the male species?

Thought not   Night in here