I made my OH's mum a granny at 38

She loves me really though.

I am really craving tuna mayo on Pagen Krisprolls.

Except I have no Tuna.

Or Krisprolls 

I never said I was going to be a typical or model grandmother.

So far no one's been disappointed

You're a bit up the Swanee with that then, Ells

 cravings 

Just a bit

Well not cravings.  Just greed.  I want what I want.

I've seen you mention him before on FB and never knew how to pronounce it

A girl I went to school with made her mother a grandmother at 32. The great grandmother wasn't quite 50.

Kaffy it's pronounced Leeban, or simply the boy.

   that's how I think of him anyway.. with a Domestos smile...

Oh right appols there

Just read this story.

http://www.boltedmedia.com/bra...-contained-holy-milk

 Cinds <-- lol at that smilie after reading that!

I've just read that .........you've really got to ask yourself - how stupid are some people?

  Surely it would have been better to milk him like a cow and bottle it!

Soozy, I was telling the nice door to door breast examination doctor about this story while he was doing my free breast examination, and I said the same thing. How can people be so gullible?

 You made me choke on my Irn Bru! 

I have a rude retort to that but ......................I've thought better of it 

You could say he was full of the milk of human blindness. 

Arf! 

I've just seen Kate at some royal appearance thing in a green coat... it looked like a housecoat my Mum might have worn forty years ago...

What the hell happened to her sense of style..

I just said exactly the same thing

I had to go looking for a photo Rexi - it's just as bad as I thought!

Dear oh dear  Perhaps it looks better in RL .........there must be some explanation surely?

i like it

Maybe they've removed her sense of good taste at an ante natal appointment?

haven't seen you in ages,how are you and yours

Hi Rexi we are all good thank you  hope your well

Her baby bump looked quite pronounced in her short  pastel coat that she teamed with her favourite nude heels

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You may kiss the bride: Dawn French has reportedly  married her beau Mark Bignell in a secret ceremony this weekend

The floral arrangement company posted a  message that read: 'The news is out our  secret wedding at the weekend was for the marvellous  Dawn French and Mark  Bignell! We provided 50 jam jar arrangements for  each of the bedrooms whilst  The Blue Carrot did the wedding party  flowers. How amazing! Congratulations to  Dawn and Mark.'

A spokesperson for  Dawn was unavailable for comment on Sunday.

Celebrity guests  were said to include Dawn's comedy partner Jennifer Saunders, singer Alison  Moyet, actress Kathy Burke and screenwriter Richard  Curtis.

A source told The  Mirror: 'It was an  incredible wedding and Dawn looked beautiful and didn’t stop smiling all  day.'

'There was a lovely  ceremony at a hotel overlooking the sea and later people watched the sun go down  as they enjoyed the first drinks of the evening

Awwwwww that's nice I like Dawn french - hope she'll be happy 

Slimming World weigh in - I  lost

every little helps. I'd stayed the same for a month!

I heard about Dawn French this morning.  Good for her.

Well done Soozy.

I've just been outside the office for a cigarette, while I was there a customer pulled up in a mini bus.  Anyway, while he was in the office I could here this strange noise coming from his vehicle, so I was trying to look inside to see if he had a cat in there.  When he came out I asked him if he had a cat in the bus, he looked at me like I was mental.  

So I'm saying I swear I can hear a cat coming from the bus.  He said he couldn't hear anything, then one of our engineers came along and he could also hear it. He finally popped the bonnet and there stuck in the engine was this poor cat.  From what we could see it wasn't harmed.  The only way we could see to get it out was to remove one of the headlight panels.  As soon as it was off the cat went off so fast n-one actually saw where it went. 

Oh blimey Cinds!

Good job it didn't seem to be harmed

Mr C said to me, I honestly saw us keeping it if it hadn't ran off.  I was 'slow down there, I would have took it to the vets to get checked out but I certainly wouldn't have kept it'.  I can't imagine our 2 dogs would have been impressed by a cat moving in.

Good job you heard the cat, Cinds. I hate to think what would have happened to it otherwise.

Congratulations to Dawn French and her new hubby, I hope they'll be very happy together.