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Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

I've no intention of repeating it Ells but the mind works in mysterious ways.

I'm glad to hear that, Velvet.

 

How is your mum doing?

She's just come out a head shingles bout Yogi but she's out and about ta  

 

Cheapo wheelchair's made all the difference too  

Aww, shingles can be really painful. I'm glad she's feeling well enough to get out and about.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Depends how tortured you are.

 

I tried it once in a psychiatric unit. Wet metal knife behind a plug and then plugged it in.

 

Someone must have been looking after me that day.

thank goodness for that, donks 

I know Kaffy - it would certainly have been a waste  

 

But it's all between the ears in these cases and mostly invisible.

FM
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

I think a child's suicide must be one of the hardest things a parent can ever have to bear. I don't think you could help feeling that you had failed them, because they weren't able to come to you and share whatever was causing them so much pain.

My mates mum is just.....gone.  It's been 4 years now but she just can't accept it.

Sorry Ells, do you mean she died or walked out and never got in touch again?

Sorry Yogi I meant gone in a 'here but not' kind of way.  She gets on with daily life but she's just lost without him.  He was her baby.

Ells
Originally Posted by Ells:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Ells:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:

I think a child's suicide must be one of the hardest things a parent can ever have to bear. I don't think you could help feeling that you had failed them, because they weren't able to come to you and share whatever was causing them so much pain.

My mates mum is just.....gone.  It's been 4 years now but she just can't accept it.

Sorry Ells, do you mean she died or walked out and never got in touch again?

Sorry Yogi I meant gone in a 'here but not' kind of way.  She gets on with daily life but she's just lost without him.  He was her baby.

Oh no Ells, that is so tragic. I can't bear to even imagine what she must be going through.

Yogi19

On a brighter note it's only 10 weeks til my holiday and I've done sod all to lose any weight since xmas so today I started back on the 500cals days and have finally persuaded my fella to join me  He doesn't eat fruit or veg so it'll be really tough for him.

 

For dinner I had a huge pile of peppers, mushrooms and onions fried in frylight with a squirt of bbq sauce and lots of spices.  A birdseye bbq chicken chargrill and a tortilla wrap.  I have to say it was the nicest dinner I've had all week.  All for only 400 cals

Ells
Originally Posted by Ells:

On a brighter note it's only 10 weeks til my holiday and I've done sod all to lose any weight since xmas so today I started back on the 500cals days and have finally persuaded my fella to join me  He doesn't eat fruit or veg so it'll be really tough for him.

 

For dinner I had a huge pile of peppers, mushrooms and onions fried in frylight with a squirt of bbq sauce and lots of spices.  A birdseye bbq chicken chargrill and a tortilla wrap.  I have to say it was the nicest dinner I've had all week.  All for only 400 cals

That's what I'm on with chicken and wholemeal pasta 

FM
Originally Posted by Ells:

Oh I tried that when I had the treadmill Rexi.  I had to skip a few of the running parts at the very start in fear of falling off the treadmill coz my legs couldn't keep up  Good luck with it.....people say it's a great programme! 

I wish I had a treadmill ... although it would probably end up the same as the exercise bike ... as a clothes drier!!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

You pair sound like me! I had a cross trainer in my living room for about a year.... Sold it a couple of months ago as i'd only used it about twice

Huh ... Ells and I might have wanted to buy that!!

DIBBS!!!  That was the worst machine in the gym (for the whole 4 weeks I went ) but I bet it's the best at getting the job done. 

Ells
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Keeping along the same lines as last night....

 

I took the kids to play day at the local leisure center this morning... There was a spinning class going on in one of the rooms nearby and i thought it looked fun... Anyone had any experience?

Mr Woo and my son have both done spinning. I think it's quite strenuous - a good work out!

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Keeping along the same lines as last night....

 

I took the kids to play day at the local leisure center this morning... There was a spinning class going on in one of the rooms nearby and i thought it looked fun... Anyone had any experience?

My youngest son is a bit of a gym bunny and does spin classes. They are not for the unfit faint-hearted.

Yogi19
 
 
You have to understand Yorkshire speak for this. 
 
 
 
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, a've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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The last is always best
Bloke from Barnsley goes into a corners shop and says to the indian chap behind the coutner
"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
Indian bloke replies - "I think you need the Chemist down the street"
Bloke from Barnsleyreplies "Ee, have they started selling Magnums & Cornettos an'all ?"
 
FM

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