Yeah, its brill 

i reckon the theme music for 'two of a kind' starring the odd looking olsen twins and the theme music for 'Doctors' on BBC1 sounds the same

*todays thought*

Awww!

I hate to think what my next gas bill is going to be - I've just had to turn the heating up full again... they're talking about minus flipping 8 - 10 tonight.    It's SPRING FFS!  Allegedly.

I just paid mine so I got three months to worry about the next one 

I pay monthly direct debit and it's only adjusted every six months - it's just gone down thirty quid because I changed tariffs - it'll probably go up by fifty next time!

OH's dad said he'd pay our first utility bills in the new house

im sitting here in a mankini with a pina colada

heating is up full and the dogs are panting lol

I'm fed up of putting money  in the gas meter   it's too cold to turn the heating down though 

ROFL 

I don't have gas, I have oil heating and I live in a terraced house so I don't lose too much heat and it doesn't cost too much to keep the place heated.  Gas is supposedly cheaper though so I wouldn't mind having that.

Hey Ells - where have you been?    Gas isn't that expensive, but my flat never seems to get really warm - despite cavity wall and roof insulation!

I'm on storage heating, so when the heat has gone, it's gone. I find I wear jumpers, big socks around the house more - although, my place must be well insulated, even with snow on the ground it's never too bad. The new double glazing helped.

I've been without internet Kaffy  It was depressing!!  Glad to have it back but then you realise it's a bit shit and there's never much to do online

the whole world is at your fingertips-you can watch things you never thought you would see again

you can learn about other people in countries you might never visit

the history of the world is for your taking

you can google for info for things you may have forgotten

mind you, i cant be arsed

Did you see this one Roger?

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/house

Both very funny with a twist

These made me laugh

Kaffy

 Love those Kaffy....there's a few more out there but I can't seem to remember what they are.

I've seen the Reece Witherspoon one before but not the others, very funny.

Haha - I love those Kaffs, am giggling away to myself here.

Just sorted through my tickets.  We've got loads coming up.

Priscilla 08-04

Priscilla 13-04

Sean Lock 24-05

cats 29-05

Reginald D Hunter 31-05

Cats 01-06

(the musicals were booked by my very straight manly husband )

Lucky Cinds, I wish Mr Yogi would book some musicals.

I bet Sean Lock and Reginald D Hunter are good, well if their TV appearances are anything to go by.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to those 2 shows.  I've tried getting tickets today for Henning Wehn, but it was sold out.

Someone posted this on FB today - interesting - thought I'd share.

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything."
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down! -author unknown

That's good advice for everyone, Soozy.

I didn't bring my grandsons anything back from France as we didn't go to any shops and there wasn't much about really. I asked Jack what he'd like when I go to town next.

Me: Would you like me to get you a nice book or simething

Jack: You know the toy shop? If you've got enough money they've got a really good gun in the window.

Me: I don't really like guns. I don't think I want to buy you one. I'd rather buy you a teddy or something.

Jack : Ooooooooh Nan - I've got a good idea - will you get me a teddy shooting a gun

Is that called a compromise?

 It's called, having a very smart grandson.

I'm drinking in the last chance saloon with my lappy these days - but ................I've finally just put stickers on all my worn out keys so - I may now be posting a little more correctly in future. The worn out keys were so bad I almost became a touch typist!!!

Oh that's a shame. Some of your post where "interesting" on occasions Soozy 

Where as my posts are sometimes "interesting" cause I cant spell 

The days I've been having, that is so right. Crying while I read it, Mr C sat over my shoulder read it too and agreed.

ive ran out of filters

and that thing about the glass is soooo true

but ive ran out of filters

Trip to the shop? 

I forgot to adjust the boiler clock over the weekend and I still haven't done it. 

im a bit pissed

so i probably would trip to the shop

trip over more likely

my broken nose doesnt need another break lol

you ok Cindypops?