What are dish otters?

That^^ would be a snaffle in the other thread

I think it's a toilet related dicky tummy Erin

Thanks Jen and I hope you're getting your daughter sorted.

 

erin dish otters is what my iPhone once decided I must have been trying to say when I was typing diarrhoea. And since then I call it dish otters, quite appropriate really.

I've got it again too 

We prefer the term Chris Straits.

Where does that come from? I've been trying to figure it out.

How you feeling today Aimee? 

You have to wonder how fast that idiot was driving to manage this?

 

 

It's a very old joke Cinds! Although I doubt that it is vair funny if you have it. What do you get if you cross Chris Rea and Dire Straits?

Ahhhhh right 

Are you feeling any better,Cinds? 

I am thanks Yogi, I'm at work so that's something, just a head full of stuffed sinuses now, thankfully. 

 Sudafed do over the counter tablets for sinus problems, which might help.

Cinds! Do you think you have any alergies? I used to think that I was having a sinusy cold at this time of the year. I'm now certain it's tree pollen and daffodils!

I do get a bit stuffy from the tree pollen Joe, but I've had a throat infection and I think it's just the tail end of that.

I love that Erin, i'm s bit a wimp at times but i would defo love to do that!

I hate heights just watching it made my queasy

Are we just pretending that crystal bird isn't up there^^?

Ididnt know what it was .looks like a Dolphin to me

I am not fussed on it,what do you do with it?

Is thar bird ^^^ a virtual version of the elephant in the room.

 

 

 

 

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?

 

 

A. To get to the other slide.

 

Boooom tish.

It keeps coming and going, one minute I feel sick and have stomach ache and the next day it's gone again, don't think i've totally been over it since christmas

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?


To get to the Bird-Eye shop  

Dunno, where do you find it?

Aims I was like that after last Christmas (one of the reasons I give up the booze). Not saying you drink too much - it was just the impetus for me. TBH though - we had bought some 'cheap ' wine (several boxes) - I think there was something very dodgy about it. Did me a favour really.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...-famous-YouTube.html

 

Maybe not such a good idea..

 oh my

Kaffy! I take it back, i wouldn't do that if someone paid me to!

I saw a video last night that shocked me and made me very angry and very sad. I'm not posting it here as i really dont think it appropriate. It was CCTV footage of 2yr old little girl in china (i think) being run over twice and people just walking past and leaving her there! Poor poor little girl. Facebook apparently pulled the video as i suspect youtube might have too.

Have seen something simular and I think it was form China too.

 

I've seen that before Jen - it was heartbreaking. I really couldn't believe it when I saw that.

 

Mind you I remember watching a (secretly filmed) documentuary in China some years ago called The Dying Rooms - it had me sobbing. It's unbelievable how some 'lives' in some cultures are simply deemed worthless. 

I kind of wish i hadn't seen it Moonie

Pretty damn sad really Jen

I'm sure I saw that video a while ago Jen, it was awful.  Soozy I didn't see that documentary, but was it about where baby girls are just left to die because they aren't worth as much as a son is to the parents?

Yes - it was something to do with the law that in some areas parents coiuld only have one (or two) children by law. They only wanted boys so the girls were taken to 'orphanages' - the little baby girls were put in cots (five or six together) wrapped in blankets - bottles simply propped into their mouths and then ignored - they just let them die. There was no love/no care. NOTHING - they simply died away through neglect one after the other.

 

We wouldn't treat animals like that. It was one of the most horrible/terrible things I have ever seen on TV. I've never forgotten it.

You know what's even sadder is there are probably thousands of loving families all over the world that would adopt those baby girls in a heartbeat given the chance.

Yes I know - that's what makes it even worse. A friend of my niece has adopted two little Chinese girls and they are such a delightful/happy family. It's lovely to see.

Foxy Knoxy