Does everyone know what day it is today?

It's the mens version of valentines day.  

I thought my OH was having me on - he might be for all I know - he said it was Steak day ..........................and something else

It's a mans day everyday

Why is there a pork chop in the picture with lips ?

Rare or very well done? ;-)

I can't sleep.  I'm not even tired yet and don't see myself being able to nod off any time soon.  Makes a change from being tired all the time this last few days I suppose.

I nodded off earlier this evening and aint tired now either 

It's a bit shit, isn't it?  I can hear my OH snoring from here so I'm in no hurry to get to bed and listen to it in my earhole.

 I think I would rather be awake than listening to snoring. Mind you I am told I snore but have never heard it myself 

I've woke myself up with a snort once or twice   I don't 'snore' as such just the odd snort

The OH snores like an assortment of farmyard animals though.  I could smother him some nights.

Right, i'm off to try sleep. Night Ells. Hope you sleep well, eventually  

Night Moonie....enjoy!

Nah, it was his birthday on the 13th. He's not getting 2 days in a row!  

Mr Fluffy Thing, that is.

Remember me telling you about our customer who has taken to kissing me when he comes to the office, he's coming in in half an hour, I'm leaving between now and noon. 

I was leaving early anyway, but just not this early.  Off to Preston tonight (how exciting), and then on to Manchester tomorrow night to hang out with Trollop.  

Cinds he will stop warning he's on his way soon Have a great time with Trollop

After a hard nightshift i was relaxing watching the TV.

Suddenly in the room there was a shout - i jumped - no one there!!!

Moi  - must of peep'd off for a sec

 Saint 

It was after 3 by the time I went to bed.  The OH wasn't too bad so it didn't take too long to get to sleep.  No doubt I'll spend the rest of the day tired and then by bedtime I won't be able to sleep again!

Can you peeps infront of the telly?

If so - try a radio on very low - the background noise can help

No I need quiet when I'm trying to sleep.  I can never doze off on the sofa either  It has to be a bed with no noise and as dark as possible.  My youngest has black out curtains so his room is perfect for daytime naps  

OMG could you imagine this happening to you?

I see your new avvie .Is it poss to keep calm when listening to AC/DC

 That's a huge fish!

Massive fish!!

Bluddy norah, it's Moby Dick!

Oh my God I'm ready for the nuthouse this evening!!  My boys have been fighting for 5 whole hours and have barely let up!  I sent them to their own (separate) rooms yet they were still shouting to each other and then to me to tell me what the other one just said 

The youngest has just asked me to forgive him for fighting with his brother but (in his words) his brother is an ass.

Beat them with a stick, Ells!
Or failing that, scare the cr@p out of them with this....



My son says it's doing the rounds on FB

Cosi I jumped at the very first second because of the wee click sound  

You know it's coming.....

and you think you're ready for it...

but it still makes you jump!

anyone else getting time zone messageand this

I've just got that banner under the 'post reply' box erin.

Very sorry for your loss Jen  

I got the time zone message then signed in ,as for the banner it's very annoying .

My daughter's sad little face is breaking my heart  I wish I could take her pain away  her dad on the other hand wants to kill him 

I know nuffink about the time zone stuff, erin

My ignorance is bliss

Thats such the right reaction from both parents

Mother wants to take the pain ,father wants to kick his ass.

 If I had a quid for every snotty oik who broke Mini's heart I'd be a rich inmate  

Jen, I'm so sorry to read about your loss.  My sympathies to you and your family

Oh no Aimee it must be awful  Poor poor girl

She's fading away before my eye's, sorry for going on