I read the Daily Mail online Joe.

Indeed!

Me too... highlight of my day  

So did I  the poor bloke is saddled with her for life now even after she's dumped him in a months time 

My n was more for the child

Who, me?  does that mean I stand to inherit?    if so, you really need to keep out the bookies....

lil Aims was showing me a you tube vid of a girl demonstrating how to curl your hair and when she let go of the curlers her hair was still attached to the curlers  I was laughing that much I nearly wet myself  what I didn't know was she was recording me laughing and put it on FB  I'm thinking of suing her 

decorating new house-just finished the ceiling-i smell-and im bolloxed and im covered in paint and we had bathroom tiled and it looks great-but the toilet & shower arent in yet

doing the wallpapering tomorrow

and painting the other walls

and that finishes the living room

so im now having a drink

an alcoholic one

Hang in there Pirate. You'll get there  

don't blame you, have one for me

Pirate, sounds like a long slog but you're getting there. Enjoy the drink

Aimee Link please?!?

she's put it on my FB now 

Is it this one Aimee.

You will ahve to post your vid thats on FB

why did she still post that?!? lmao

Careful Jen - you'll be on FB in a moment!

That's it  I have no idea how to do that but Jen can bring it over if she doesn't mind 

Been a bit naughty - had fish and chips for dinner .............no one makes them like Mr Woo (except for master Woo)

Soozy next time I'm down your way, I'm definitely going to pop in for some fish n chips, I'll be like a mystery shopper.

Nooooooo - you have to make yourself known - I don't work in the shops but you can bring them to me to enjoy with a cuppa (or something). I would hate it if someone called in and didn't make themselves known 

Aww, I've got a baby prog on (was where I left it earlier) and someone's baby has been born with her bowel outside   She needs an op within 4 hours 

One born every minute .I watched it ,I don't know why but I was shocked to see how big the bowl was considering it was a new born .I love that programme.I laughed at the midwife who says sh walks like a Penguin ...she does

Yeah, that kinda shocked me to TBH Erin 

Reference my recent problems with Virgin Media and my television/broadband. Virgin sent two technicians today to rewire it from the terminal out in the street. Should have been here between 08.00 and 13.00. 

First two where here at 07.50. Stayed about an hour just to pull a cable from the terminal 30 metres away in the street and left it hanging over the garden fence. When asked why. They said "we only do the work from the terminal too the fence" 

A short while later two more technicians came one wire up the cable in the terminal box in the street the other buried the cable in the garden and wired it to the box on the outside wall of the house. They where about 40 minutes. 

So four technicians to do a job lasting nearly 2 hours 

Seems an awful waste of time and money to me to send four people to do a job that two or even one could have done.

However, they where very courteous and even removed their shoes when entering the house. All in all a job well done. Everything seems to be okay now. *crosses fingers hopes that I havent put the mockers on it* 

My right eye is ****ed - i might have iritius - I should be asleep but the pain's excruciating so getting pissed as an anaesthetic - woe is me!

Is it all pink Carnelian?

I am soooooooooooo dreading my hangover tomorrow.  Been drinking since 8pm but stopped at 12.30am and been drinking water since then.  Left the bar at 2am, the OH has made me a toastie and I've had water, milk and pain killers along with it and I bet I'm still dying tomorrow.

It was a mate's birthday.....she never gets hangovers but if she doesn't have one tomorrow I'll be shocked.

Moonie... I don't think Virgin waste money on engineers.  Not sure how you ended up with four at that hour of the day but I had a chat with the guy who fitted my Tivo box when he was here.   He arrived at 6.30 p.m - and he wasn't even supposed to be doing the installation for me.  He said they have 8 (I think) jobs a day allocated each and they all have to be done that day.  If you finish your eight by 3 p.m. - you have to go and help someone else in your area who isn't on schedule and nobody in the area knocks off until everyone has completed there all eight jobs.  This guy left my house after 7 p.m. and he was off to another town 10 miles away to help someone else, then he had a 20 mile journey home.   It's a system the penalises the hard workers and lets the coaster do little.   Oh, and they're salaried so they're not paid overtime.   The customer service was excellent though - polite, clean and he tidied the mess of wires behind my telly, shortened them, put them in cable ties etc - great job.    I wonder how Liberty Global will run the business.

Should you not be at the hozzie?   My mate gets iritis and she's got a special card that gets her in to the eye department without an appointment because you need to get it treated urgently.  

Yay yay yay! My daughter got into the secondary school she auditioned for, so happy right now

Well done  it's such a relief when you get the letter 

Yay yay yay! My daughter got into the secondary school she auditioned for, so happy right now

Brilliant  So pleased for you and your girlie

Yay yay yay! My daughter got into the secondary school she auditioned for, so happy right now

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

The point I was trying to make, though now very well I guess, was that it took 4 technicians to do a job that 1 could have probably done on his own or with the help of just 1 other Katty.

As for Liberty Global, I aint holding my breath 

Thanx guys, i'm so relieved she got in! the other two options were scaring me to death 

Great news Jen.

Yay yay yay! My daughter got into the secondary school she auditioned for, so happy right now

Aww brilliant Jen, that's a weight off!!

We don't hear til May

Yay yay yay! My daughter got into the secondary school she auditioned for, so happy right now

Good news Jen, you can relax now.

I'm in desperate need of a hair cut - just rang my hairdresser hoping to get her sometime this week - she's coming in fifteen minutes - how's that for service?

I'll be back later.