Hi All 
I am in a Premier Inn with only 30 mins of internet, so my contribution may be short.
That sounds interesting... 
Surveillance or a rendez-vous?
Rendez-vous. Russian agent. Female. Don't know what she looks like, but she will be wearing a black dress and a hydrangea bloom!
I knew it!
Why is she dressed in a roll of tinfoil?
I think she's trying to channel her inner Cher and failing - she must be getting worried about not getting enough sales as her music is nosediving 
You could be right.
Why is she dressed in a roll of tinfoil?
I think she's trying to channel her inner Cher and failing - she must be getting worried about not getting enough sales as her music is nosediving
People are bored with her now
Why is she dressed in a roll of tinfoil?
I think she's trying to channel her inner Cher and failing - she must be getting worried about not getting enough sales as her music is nosediving
People are bored with her now
she's spent so much time trying to shock us there's nowhere else to go now 
Tim didn't look depressed - he was just concentrating hard
@ Darcy's reaction to Brendan's wardrobe malfunction.
Scott'sgoing to be in the dance off.
Scott'sgoing to be in the dance off.
Hope so, because it's obvious the judges will choose Mark
Say whaaaaaaat !!!
Tim'sgone.
Tim has to go then, surely - I honestly don't think Mark was that bad.
WTF is voting for Alison?
NOT ME!
WTF is voting for Alison?
This Morning audience?
Tim has to go then, surely - I honestly don't think Mark was that bad.
Certainly
Byebye Tim. 
Although I thought for a while that Alison might be in the bottom two with Mark. 
I feel sorry for Natalie. She is so good with the older partners she has had.
That's Tim gone then...who the hell is voting for Judy
EC!
WTF is voting for Alison?
This Morning audience?
Cadbury's.
Take it's bye-bye Tim, then?
Byebye Tim.
Although I thought for a while that Alison might be in the bottom two with Mark.
That was wishful thinking.
WTF is voting for Alison?
This Morning audience?
Cadbury's.
WTF is voting for Alison?
NOT ME!
Nor me, but it's only time before Judy, Alison and Scott are history.
WTF is voting for Alison?
This Morning audience?
Cadbury's.
I feel sorry for Natalie. She is so good with the older partners she has had.
She danced brilliantly last night, but maybe that shows her partner up even more?
WTF is voting for Alison?
NOT ME!
Nor me, but it's only time before Judy, Alison and Scott are history.
Can you arrange for a triple eviction for them next week please?
WTF is voting for Alison?
NOT ME!
Nor me, but it's only time before Judy, Alison and Scott are history.
Can you arrange for a triple eviction for them next week please?
If I could I would
I feel sorry for Natalie. She is so good with the older partners she has had.
She danced brilliantly last night, but maybe that shows her partner up even more?
Perhaps.
Looked a little out of time with his partner there.
Oh dear, Mark made a few mistakes there.
His footwork was really good again: no way should he be there
Looked a little out of time with his partner there.
I think adrenalin made him rush things.
Oh dear, Mark made a few mistakes there.
Nowhere near as many as Tim will!
Oh dear, Mark made a few mistakes there.
He'll be ok though, Tim will go
No way Tim can beat that, surely?
Oh dear, Mark made a few mistakes there.
Nowhere near as many as Tim will!
And Tim can't dance!
