YOU ALL WANNA SOD OFF AND HAVE A DEBATE IN ANOTHER THREAD?  I'VE GOT RSI IN MY SCROLLING FINGER

Yes, I was probably a little harsh. I've indicated before I think Caroline is the one who most wants it.

I am in agreement with the panel, loved it. Great piece of corrirograffie.

... and it's boring the crap out of me now

STOP SHOUTING! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Thank you Kaffers! Its playing merry hell with my arthritic scrolling finger!   

Yes - still got half a bottle of Voka and half a bottle of Pims and half a bottle of Martini - I'm fine thanks!

Was that Susanna Reid in the audience?

Mark crawls up the judges back passages every week and tonight mentions the over used J word and you say nothing, Caroline opens up about her life and you slate her for it.

Ta ra .... 

I've switched scrolling fingers being ambidextrous and all

Thanks.

I'm going cross eyed..! 

That was ok.... 

If I had to rank the show dances, which I don't, but I will

Frankie

Simon

Caroline

Mark

Here we go, Darcy perving at Simon again, expect a 10 from her.

I've been spoilt by their last dance, I find it hard to concentrate on the dance and not her tushy.

My exact same ranking. 'Natch! 

That's the next half hour sorted...what are you going to do for the rest of the evening?  

that was a bit meh for me - showcasing Kristina more than Simon I felt 

You've called that spot on, Kaffers  

She's just too darn good 

My memory is not that short - I need NO reminder.

Is Simon really telling us that he has confidence issues? this is the same guy that paraded through the Im A Celeb jungle with his top constantly off.

she is a good dancer 

Pass out!

The BBC should really get a better looking/constructed trophy.

Just popping in to say I thought Caroline's show dance was stunning! Mark to go first I think

See you later for the results 

Careful, theres a limit to how many quotes your allowed to do.

I'm sending out an SOS for fags; back later  

All fagged up again then, Cos?

I am..!  New pack, new bottle; all is well with the world.

Halfway stage;  I think Frankie's the leader 

This is for Dave Arch and his fabulous band member! 

I think so, if the show dance is the decider she should be the winner.  Depends on the last dance, i guess.

The right result and I'm sure he knows it. 

YESSS.

That was too obvious. 

He took that on the chin - well done, Mark  

I do like him - he's a  nice bloke.