*scratches Yogi's name off rota*

It wasn't my fault. The audience must have been full of Billy Connolly fans.

 Excuses, excuses, excuses.....

I'm sure I could make it up to Matt..............if he'd let me.

 ... not on my watch you won't!!

*sighs* It was worth a try.

***Baz & Yogi make me  ***


Apparently there were a lot of mentions during the show of Pamela's Scottich connections.
Many mentions of husband Billy Connolly, and shots of him on the big screen.
Apparently Matt mentioned this towards the end of the show - although he did it in a friendly and jokey fashion.

Hi Brisket.
I should have known they would play the Scottish connection card - sneaky!
Never mind, we know Matt is the best, don't we?

Indeed we do Yogi   

We aim to please Brisket

...and please you do Baz.



The Strictly Come Dancing Tour are holding their wrap party tonight.

Awwwww does that mean we have to have a thread wrap party too

I won't be around later tonight Baz.

Perhaps we can do some sort of special closure after Sunday's final performance.
After all we already know we have something to celebrate - Matt cannot be overtaken.

But I don't want a thread wrap party..... I can't be Matt(less)

I don't want to be Matt-less.

Last night  (the second performance in Glasgow.
Pamela & James won again.
Matt & Aliona were 2nd.
Ricky Whittle is now catching on to the Scottish connection business, he  begged for votes saying his grandfather was from Scotland.

Grrrrrrrrr

Good try, Ricky.

at this thread - well done Yogi and Baz - and Brisket too

Hello liverbird.

Apologies, brisket, for being a bit silly on your thread, it was Matt,s bum that did it, hope you understand

LOL.... Hi LB

No need to apologise for Matt's bum Skylark........ it's gawjuss

Indeed Baz

Hello liver (pleased you are pleased)
and Skylark (no apologies needed I assure you   )


You wouldn't think there could be such fuss over one bottom would you?
Apparently Matt has danced in a kilt. (I wonder how that affected the backflips.)
I dare say hew looked good but I think the samba would lose a certain something in a kilt.


Anyway, - 2 shows today, afternoon and evening.
Pamela & James won both.
Matt & Aliona 2nd in both.
Last day tomorrow.

 *swoons*

Oh dear Baz has the 'vapours'
** frantically fans her - I suspect she needs rest. Over-excitement; that's what it is**

 Don't tell me that the thought of Matt doing back flips in a kilt isn't something to make a person swoon....

Ok Baz I admit the thought does have a certain effect......

 *swoons*

Playing with words here .......from Matt-less  to mattress.

How about Matt on a mattress?

Yes please, Brisket.
*pushes Baz out of the way* Me first!

   Oh Yogi   ....I eagerly (with trepidation) await what Baz will say.


I don't know if you can cope with this.......prepare yourself.....but it
is whispered that Matt has not only done back flips in a kilt  (^^^^) but he also did a hand-stand!!!!!   Red tartan boxers have been mentioned.
** I don't know why but I am feeling extremely warm**
Rest assured if I get any more about Matt doing back-flips and hand-stand in his kilt, you'll be the first to know.
**rushes out for fresh air**

 *throws bucket of cold water over Brisket, blindfolds Yogi... and asks Matt for a private viewing performance*

Well!  (said with a flounce so that it sounds like whhhhhellll!)
All I can say is....
Well!     again.

 You'll just have to get over it Brisket

Let me see! Please!!

NO!!!!!.... you are far too young Yogi... I'll save your modesty and watch for you