You see dead people?!

Funnily enough I was traipsing around grave yards earlier today - it got me in the mood  

Jeeze, Anton's Strictly life really has been full of nightmares.

 I quite like looking round graveyards.

Mistake already

This passy-dobble is going to get slated.

Oh dear, this is all going wrong

I think she needed another bottle of absinthe before she took to the floor.

Hello everyone.

Oh dear, Katie's dance looked riddled with mistakes, and she looked like she was walking through certain sections of that.

Was a bit lumpy in places

All over the place! Anton out! 

Claudia's got cat's whiskers,

Maybe Anton can rebook that annual November holiday.

I don't think they like Katie.....she always gets slated and others are as poor

Not Blackpool then?  

I fear my snide comments about then missed the point 

I was trying to indicate they always look like that. 

I completely agree.

Let's use her marks as a benchmark against the likes of Carol, Jeremy etc...

Katie looks hot though.

I got it.

Good call. 

I registered you on the bitchometer, don't worry 

 So do I

sneaks in - hi everybody

The only quickstep Anton will be doing next week will be on a P&O ferry when he's giving free dance lessons to leathery skinned holiday makers.

Get Kirsty out, get Kirsty out!

Here comes Gallagher.....bet they don't slate her

agree but I think Anton can be a pain

That was my goal. How did I do?

I think her costume was similarly a ballroom blitz! 

Unless he's in the audience sat next to Ola.

Hi Ros 

Maybe they'll rein in their hyper marking pre Blackpool?

The above comment was bought to you by a woman under hypnosis.

Oh, these skits.

not sure Anton is the right partner for her

Anton showboats himself rather than his celebrity. 

I will! I can't stand the woman.