Apologies for my tardiness!
I missed last weekends shows. What did Daniel do so wrong his fan-base abandoned him?! Any dances I should catch up with from last week. Good ones I mean.
You mean you missed the news about his fling with Kristina?
(glad to see you back btw )
Did he ?
Shagged her silly and then eloped with a leprachaun.
She's gutted and taken up Guinness drinking in earnest
I knew you'd have the inside track!
I'm only repeating what Val Doonican told me.
Isn't he dead?