Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
bring Ola back, and give her the trophy.
Craig was a bit harsh
7s for that dance...OMG.
Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
bring Ola back, and give her the trophy.
Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
Yes, I was saying this will be the last ever SCD, because of all the reasons we are coming up with that will disqualify EVERYONE!
It was OK...but you know I don't rate his partner that much
Me neither. I don't think she has enough experience for this. The choreography hasn't been right from the first dance to now.
Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
Yes, I was saying this will be the last ever SCD, because of all the reasons we are coming up with that will disqualify EVERYONE!
And here's Fern...with her fan base too....out with her as well
It was OK...but you know I don't rate his partner that much
Me neither. I don't think she has enough experience for this. The choreography hasn't been right from the first dance to now.
You're right Col....the choreography is poor and her dancing was clunky tonight
I'm cringing
Fern is faffing with her dress again.
Another bloody awful granny dress
Works for me
hahahaha... I love len
One word....DREADFUL!!!
Mary Poppins meets a Toreador. 
Another bloody awful granny dress
I know....just because you aren't a spelk doesn't mean you have to be dressed like Granny
One word....DREADFUL!!!
Mary Poppins meets a Toreador.
I was distracted by Artem
I thought that was dreadful 
Works for me
LOL, me too!
One word....DREADFUL!!!
Mary Poppins meets a Toreador.
I was distracted by Artem
me too
I wouldn't have given it more than a 5.
I like Fern, but I fear she'll be in the danceoff, but never fear, Richard will be there too, and he's a goner. 
One word....DREADFUL!!!
Mary Poppins meets a Toreador.
I was distracted by Artem
me too
I was too busy looking away when Fern was stomping around I missed a lot.
I will not ask...
I will not ask...
I will not ask...
Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
Yes, I was saying this will be the last ever SCD, because of all the reasons we are coming up with that will disqualify EVERYONE!
And here's Fern...with her fan base too....out with her as well
But, Fern was just a TV presenter, she wont have screaming fans chasing after her, not like boyband members.
Another bloody awful granny dress
I know....just because you aren't a spelk doesn't mean you have to be dressed like Granny
I had to google that!
FINALLY a pretty ballroom dress
Not the most polished of performances from Michael but to be fair to him, he is improving
Now, heres a bloke who shouldn't be in this competition, no matter how bad he dances (and he cant dance at all) he'll be voted through every week, simply because he was in a famous boyband and has a huge fanbase, now that is unfair.
OK.....he can go as well ( there'll be no one left at this rate)
Yes, I was saying this will be the last ever SCD, because of all the reasons we are coming up with that will disqualify EVERYONE!
And here's Fern...with her fan base too....out with her as well
But, Fern was just a TV presenter, she wont have screaming fans chasing after her, not like boyband members.
Alright she can stay then
