just as well the scores mean even less tonight than usual

The only good outcome for me is Natalie, but of course that wont happen. The other three are just slappable.  

Hi all

I must be mellowing with age... I don't want to slap any of them.

Now... put Harry Styles on there....

EDIT - I could slap Tess?

I could slap Natalie and Susannah...don't like the pro or the fake

I agree Col 

And hand me a mallet

or....my Christmas list is endless

I just want to slap Abby  

Kevin is a very young-looking 31

Suzannah has a huge head for quite a small body....the archetypal fame craving body type....check it out

Lovely dance... well done  

I enjoyed that

.....although a bit frantic at times

That wont be Susanna's last dance of the night...she was amazing.

I liked it apart from one odd bit before the spin.

Just voted for Sophie 5 times.

A little bit rushed, but still very gorgeous over all

I'm going for Abbey.

I think the Pro will go first anyway

Im sorry, but that was disgusting marks from the judges, not one 10.

And Brucie telling them that they are his favourites, he might as well say "you are sh*t but I still like you".

I agree.

I'm not sure ....I think it could be Sophie ....

I can't stand Abbey's accent (sorry scourers I just don't like it).

I agree ..... On both points 

Me neither  

The archetypal cringe  moment.

I think if somebody told Harry Styles that he has the same hairstyle as the Queen (87), he'd soon enough get rid of that ridiculous mess.

What am ungainly/unladylike  lift

I didn't really like that

Love the frock

10-10-10-10

40!

She's beautiful.....until she opens her mouth

Me neither....she's danced better 

Just get rid of him full stop

neither Suzanna's nor Abbey's show dance wowed me

and they murdered my favourite GnR song

Or pouts ! 

I was disappointed... it was very well done, but I preferred Susannah's so far.