by getting right to the point by...
getting her lady shaver out...
After she had tidied herself up she..
pulled out a gun and...
blasted two shots in to the air hoping it would...
cause a plane to crash..
instead she shot a large bird that landed on..
the prime ministers head he was
Chatting Rebekah Brooks up so...
he was sleeping with her which was ...
untrue as she was really sleeping with ...
ryan giggs which made
Camp Outside....
In the pouring rain but there was...
hacked in to Ashley Cole's phone and found..
photos of her and simon cowell having....
The most unusual....
photographer's dream as...
they had left nothing to the imagination in the middle of..
made a scene as they were...
handcuffed together and not
they had, had
they were guilty so...
advised them to plead insanity and....
the plea was accepted in record time, they were both then sentanced to....
Baz but...
ashley and simon had to do extra they were,
that was the worst news they had ever heard. However it didn't......