Simon Fuller ( exec Producer) of American Idol and he wanted...
a extra large
T shirt as he had put on a lot of weight while in America, Louis could not believe it as Simon and all the gang appeared beside him especially when Richard Branson declared that he had...
sing and dance and declare itself a virgin but
the dog didn't like this idea as he was a father of 7, Simon's ears pricked up at this and he went to
asked if his kids could also dance like that.....
but Richard just wanted the dog to dance to madonna's version of I'm a virgin for the very first time, however who turned up but....
Paris Hilton with her wee chihuahua who the dog rather fancied,all hell broke loose as the dog pulled the wee thing from..
her handbag, she then throw an almighty strop and went too grab the
microphone and suddenly declared her love for Simon for all to hear but the dog had other things on his mind and went for..
a quick pint with..
Simon and Paris,however the drink made the dog turn nasty and he went for Simon's gonads before he...
Asked Paris to marry him
While Simon was jumping around in pain and before she agreed to marry the dog she gave Simon a slap for good measure...
getting Fox to sack him from US XFactor so...
he had to go in big brother where he...
Natasha Giggs who had practiced well anyway,she hoped to rub Simon up the wrong way so he would..
use his
a dog groomer on BGT...........
was so angry but went along with it and made a plan to get in to ..
MI5 so he could
Investigate Simon and all his cronies who are...
they think that x factor has to
they got the news that
big brother on 5 came back as good as it was in its first 3 years. Simon...
decided to go along to see for himself what it would be like to be a contestant and bumped in to..
Mr Blobby Simon could not believe it, he was
in the auditions queue along with his pal Noel and..
Signed up by the Banker who said 'Deal or no Deal' and...
everyone shouted NO DEAL so miss piggy agreed and ended up opening the box and winning....