Originally Posted by neil3842:
which spilled onto the floor and caused Simon cowell to.....
Throw up all over Imogen , which in turn ..........
led the the dog licking clean her...
arms and legs which were in a state,everyone decided that to get this thing started..
they need to make a act and get a new Manager, so
got in touch with Neon PR management agency and who did they meet but...
making me a cup off coffee. In response to this imogen decided to.....
get the others involved, the more the merrier she said so instigated a..
coffee making race but simon said
this would get them 3 buzzers on
but, they ignored him,as they were with new management now ...
Simon cowell he responded by ....
telling him he was in the midst of hiring a new panel who included..
Lady Gaga and Darnell...
and elvis on hearing this news lord suger,,,
was so excited cos he was an ardent GaGa fan and suggested they all have a fabulous party to celebrate, they got Elton round too but discovered..
Stuart 'The Brand' Baggs was sitting at the top table and everybody wondered how..
to buy a round then in walked des o'conner
Lord Sugar puts a deposit behind the bar I will start the sing song and..
Lord suger refused to buy the drinks but Des began to sing.....
Dick a dum dum dick a dum dum and no one knew the words so....
sent the dog a little mad and it set off chasing...
the audience into fits of laughter but not before
Stuart started telling everyone about a
dance at the same time..then, who arrived and put in his tuppence worth but Piers Morgan 
so ...
smug looking he said I wear a bow tie now bow ties are cool and then..
Jedward went through their routine and Lord Sugar was impressed..free bar to everyone he said (one more time)..so Piers and the rest of the panel went one step ahead..
to get to the bar first but everyone got a pint of..
Custard in their face, the barman was a clown also looking for someone
for the greatest show in the galaxy but the.....