performing dog and dummy..... and afterwards poured himself a large drink and said.....
Never mind Simon Cowell ....I'll manage your act...so he..
This time next year we will be millionaires, so off he went to find a contract..
It turned out that the solicitor had a lifelong passion for ventriloquist acts, including a huge collection of memorabilia.
...our dog's owner spotted the name of a book on the shelf.
was this man trying to dupe him he wondered, he decided
...to be wary and cautious - especially as the book he had spotted was called "The Dummy Murders".
... what had he let himself in for he wondered, and started backing towards the door, when.........Suddenly the door locked
He tried not to show his fear and decided to humour the madman..
he tried too get the dog too show the man his tricks but the dog just
froze on the spot as if hyponotised.
No matter how hard he tried the dog....
the man made a grab for the
microphone, he was sure he could teach the dog a few tricks of his own..
Suddenly Jedwood walked in the room and...
the dog started miming the words to ice ice baby, everyone stopped what they were
doing and put in earplugs when out walked a very large..
cat and it's owner, they said the act was their's and the dog owner had nicked
that is the cat and dog could walk the tightrope together singing while juggling rotten tomatoes as long as the music was..
Elvis singing Hound Dog,but this was the least of their worries because who should now walk in but..
Imogen Thomas wearing a gag and being followed by Ryan giggs solicitor they joined the cat and dog and started to
tap dance, the owners started fighting, louis didn't know what
would come next but simon..
And Cheryl showed their version of dirty dancing and...
Ryan and Imogen started playing blind man's bluff with Jedward who..
then all hell let lose, Imogen stripped off and
they all booed her as they...
wanted to see the new double act of..
Dancing Dalek's that were on stage next. The Daleks came on the stage looked at Imogen and said..
..Feck me, I could not make this up even if that f***er Neil was involved,however to get things back on an even keel, Ryan decided to clean his act up and kill all birds who had ever twitted or to whit to woo...
But the cat and dog stopped him harming the birds by...
biting his ankles, Imogen made a grab at the dog but the cat
sprang on her spitting and sinking it's claws in her shoulder drawing blood....