Just add a few words
I woke up one morning went for a walk and saw a.....
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ventriloquist's doll lying in the hedgerow.
and it had taken a bite out of it's....
Arm, it's owner ran over to try and
stop the dog from
destroying it but the dog turned on him,
Then, an amazing thing happened.........(oh yes it did!)
Oh no it didn't...
Ok, then, perhaps not "amazing", but maybe just a little surprising.
the dog started to...
start to talk without moving his
Lips, jaws, or tail.
A long low wooooof could be heard....
He's owner was stunned into silence but then he had an idea
Which could make him some money
What if the dummy and the dog could take on the roles of dummy and ventriloquist?
He went too talk too his agent Max Clifford who jumped
get them on Britain's Got Talent
The next step, of course, was to get an act together.
he decided to find another dog too make up a double
...act.
He advertised for a dog that could make dog noises without moving lips. jaw or head.
He got 1 reply and set off to meet the owner, for some strange reason in an old barn, he opened
the door and out popped..
I love the act, you could make me
....a load of money.
(Cowell can smell money from miles away.)
and world wide fame so he..
....little did he realise what was in store for him.
he went home too contemplate his next
move realising he didn't trust Cowell, he...
decided he would try and get hold of Louis
...Walsh. He did so and Louis offered many words of caution.
"Make sure you read the small print" said Louis Walsh, "or you may find yourself......
being shafted by Simon, i think you shoud
....seek legal advice.
So the owner of the talented dog went to get legal advice...