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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

you wanting to join ?

ahem...ERM er....no I erm SEEM to be in the wrong thread,....backs out slowly in the hope no one noticed I was even here

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
oh YEAH cause I am gonna go to their SHITE website....EVER,

what are you talking about ?

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

you wanting to join ?

ahem...ERM er....no I erm SEEM to be in the wrong thread,....backs out slowly in the hope no one noticed I was even here

And there was me trying to decipher your post.

It's waaaay too late to leave though

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
I have no number, I am a ghost, the instigator of rebellion you never see

oh i've got your number Mentalist ....

You love me really

accept your membership and we'll discuss it

Strike, as I've said before, that is never going to happen

Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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oh YEAH cause I am gonna go to their SHITE website....EVER

Strike never told me we had a website

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
I have no number, I am a ghost, the instigator of rebellion you never see

oh i've got your number Mentalist ....

You love me really

accept your membership and we'll discuss it

Strike, as I've said before, that is never going to happen

see these see these
for enlisted personnel only

See this from the unenlisted(?) personelle (I think I might be alone in this)!

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
See this from the unenlisted(?) personelle (I think I might be alone in this)!

you have to be a special Sree supporter for that

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
See this from the unenlisted(?) personelle (I think I might be alone in this)!

you have to be a special Sree supporter for that

hi all Sree Supporters, and Strike

There has been a lot of traffic in this thread since I visited last. Did we manage to net OHG? I am a bit out of the loop, not having a number and all (strike = ) so forgive my mixed up post. Without poetry you see, I am hopeless (strike = grrrrr). I cannot express myself in prose. Unless and until Strike reinstates me to a position in keeping with my loyalty and devotion to the Sree cause, I am unable to contribute fully to this most wonderful of threads. My posts will be muddled and stuff like that. Strike, tell me I can be poetical again. I am lost.

I see scatters is rubbing it in about having number two back again. Oh! the frustration of not being able to express myself fully thru the medium of poetry.

Strike ... reconsider. I am floundering.

Twee i told you that you were number three for Sree
but as you are throwing digs at my number two, you are now demoted to number four,
poems are now allowed but only in small doseages

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Originally posted by strike:
Twee i told you that you were number three for Sree
but as you are throwing digs at my number two, you are now demoted to number four,
poems are now allowed but only in small doseages

hurrah! Number four for Sree. But hold on, that doesn't rhyme! And poetry's allowed. I'm a happy bunny strike. Thanks a lot. I will stop all the hinting and digs and things. I will he happy and not knock peeps off their number two perches. I know what it feels like to be in the wilderness, so I'm glad to be back in the fold. I'm not in the mood for poems tonight, I'm too tired, but tomorrow I will be back to myself and all poetryed up, but in small doses as per instructions.

If it's not too delicate and sensitive a question to ask under the cirumstances strike, who is number three for Sree?

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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:

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Originally posted by strike:
Twee i told you that you were number three for Sree
but as you are throwing digs at my number two, you are now demoted to number four,
poems are now allowed but only in small doseages

hurrah! Number four for Sree. But hold on, that doesn't rhyme! And poetry's allowed. I'm a happy bunny strike. Thanks a lot. I will stop all the hinting and digs and things. I will he happy and not knock peeps off their number two perches. I know what it feels like to be in the wilderness, so I'm glad to be back in the fold. I'm not in the mood for poems tonight, I'm too tired, but tomorrow I will be back to myself and all poetryed up, but in small doses as per instructions.

If it's not too delicate and sensitive a question to ask under the cirumstances strike, who is number three for Sree?

number three for Sree is OHgee

evening to all my fellow loyal followers of the Sree

from Muckytwelve/dirtydoz!!

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Originally posted by Azure:
evening to all my fellow loyal followers of the Sree

from Muckytwelve/dirtydoz!!

ello azzie
is it orrible down there ?
azzie is now my new number two

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

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Originally posted by strike:

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Originally posted by old hippy guy:

you wanting to join ?

ahem...ERM er....no I erm SEEM to be in the wrong thread,....backs out slowly in the hope no one noticed I was even here

Oh dear *sniggers*

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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
hi all Sree Supporters, and Strike

There has been a lot of traffic in this thread since I visited last. Did we manage to net OHG? I am a bit out of the loop, not having a number and all (strike = ) so forgive my mixed up post. Without poetry you see, I am hopeless (strike = grrrrr). I cannot express myself in prose. Unless and until Strike reinstates me to a position in keeping with my loyalty and devotion to the Sree cause, I am unable to contribute fully to this most wonderful of threads. My posts will be muddled and stuff like that. Strike, tell me I can be poetical again. I am lost.

I see scatters is rubbing it in about having number two back again. Oh! the frustration of not being able to express myself fully thru the medium of poetry.

Strike ... reconsider. I am floundering.

You couldn't resist having a dig could you?

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Originally posted by strike:
Twee i told you that you were number three for Sree
but as you are throwing digs at my number two, you are now demoted to number four,
poems are now allowed but only in small doseages

Thank you for your support there strike.

Welcome OHG - wonderful to have you on board

OHG will never come back, you'll have to chase him round the forum to give him his number. 'thinks good job he's got a motorbike'

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
OHG will never come back, you'll have to chase him round the forum to give him his number. 'thinks good job he's got a motorbike'

That sounds like a dare Any idea what number we're up to?

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
OHG will never come back, you'll have to chase him round the forum to give him his number. 'thinks good job he's got a motorbike'

That sounds like a dare Any idea what number we're up to?

It is. I dare you to get OHG to put a Sree number on his sig for one hour, in that hour he has to make 5 post on one of the threads on the first page. If you don't succeed you have to retrieve your Sree was the best HM thread from wherever it has gone an put a post that you would like to date Sree.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
OHG will never come back, you'll have to chase him round the forum to give him his number. 'thinks good job he's got a motorbike'

That sounds like a dare Any idea what number we're up to?

It is. I dare you to get OHG to put a Sree number on his sig for one hour, in that hour he has to make 5 post on one of the threads on the first page. If you don't succeed you have to retrieve your Sree was the best HM thread from wherever it has gone an put a post that you would like to date Sree.

Oh non, non, non, strike is the only one who can issue punishments dares like that

'Goes off to look for Strike'

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

Strike has said I'm number four
At another time I'd be hurt to the core
My climbing up the greasy pole
I could see I wasn't suited to the role
I will stop all the digs and things
Raise my voice and start to sing

Sree is the reason I am here poetically
The numbering thing was given theoretically
Strike is the numbering chief mathematically
Which he changed in a mood quite pathetically*
Changing us all quite radically.

Being Sree's number three
Made me happy sparkly and free
But if I'm destined for number four
At least I do now know the score
And I'm happy to love Sree a little bit more

* I don't mean that, it just rhymed lol.

How are all you lovely Sree Supporters, and Strike today? I'm good. Been out the whole day and only just come on as my muse appeared this afternoon and I just had to come on and post my latest crap lovely poem. So, scatters is number two, OHG is number three (when did that happen? ), azure is number twelve .....

As a matter of interest strike, who fills the other positions of five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and eleven? I don't want to appear inquisitive but clarification is always useful in a case like this.

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

hiya menty and scatters.

I sneaked in early with my poem before he gets here. I don't think he'll notice it as it is very short and is small doses.

Menty, that's a great dare I must say. Scatters, it will be embarrassing chasing OHG round the forum to get his signature altered, but it will be worth it. Just think how proud strike would be? OHG doesn't change his signature except in rare circumstances so Menty has set you a very difficult challenge here. But, actually, Sree is worth it. Go forth scatters .......

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

*considers being a witness for the prosecution*

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That sounds like a dare Ninja Any idea what number we're up to?

This sounds like acceptance to me

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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That sounds like a dare Ninja Any idea what number we're up to?

This sounds like acceptance to me

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it isn't

Twee your poem is wonderful and I for one am glad you have ignored instructions and gone all poetic again - I have missed it

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

*considers being a witness for the prosecution*

Why doesn't this surprise me?

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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That sounds like a dare Ninja Any idea what number we're up to?

This sounds like acceptance to me

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it isn't

I think Strike will see it that way

Strike is a fair and reasonable leader

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Strike is a fair and reasonable leader

Yes, and I think he will find it fair and reasonable that you attempt this dare on behalf of his and your beloved Sree

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

*considers being a witness for the prosecution*

Why doesn't this surprise me?

You gotta admit.... it's going to be funny watching you trying to succeed?

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

*considers being a witness for the prosecution*

Why doesn't this surprise me?

You gotta admit.... it's going to be funny watching you trying to succeed?

I am feeling a bit weak and pathetic all of a sudden

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
'Goes off to look for Strike'

...but you have to have done something wrong first

I'm going to lie my butt off

*considers being a witness for the prosecution*

Why doesn't this surprise me?

You gotta admit.... it's going to be funny watching you trying to succeed?

I am feeling a bit weak and pathetic all of a sudden

I'm not granting you leave for food OR sleep.

*runs to tell Baz not to either*