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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Welcome to our newest members,

KIB 42
and
rosegirl 43

Now as the head of the Sree’s support group would say go and spread the good words to others.

Well done to TW, Ducky and Scatty for their good recruitment tactics.

Out of curiosity can you name the other 41 members? Coz, you know, I think you might be exaggerating the numbers quite a bit a little .

Well, judging by my thread, I think we may be able to enrol a few more

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Welcome to our newest members,

KIB 42
and
rosegirl 43

Now as the head of the Sree’s support group would say go and spread the good words to others.

Well done to TW, Ducky and Scatty for their good recruitment tactics.

Out of curiosity can you name the other 41 members? Coz, you know, I think you might be exaggerating the numbers quite a bit a little .

Well, judging by my thread, I think we may be able to enrol a few more

I need names dammit! This might be the one clique on here that nobody want to join, not even the ones in it!!

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Welcome to our newest members,

KIB 42
and
rosegirl 43

Now as the head of the Sree’s support group would say go and spread the good words to others.

Well done to TW, Ducky and Scatty for their good recruitment tactics.

Out of curiosity can you name the other 41 members? Coz, you know, I think you might be exaggerating the numbers quite a bit a little .

Well, judging by my thread, I think we may be able to enrol a few more

I need names dammit! This might be the one clique on here that nobody want to join, not even the ones in it!!

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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
KIB, you do know that if you post twice in this thread, you become a member automatically? Welcome to the Sree Club. Strike will be so pleased. He will be along later to welcome you into the fold. In the meantime, can I take this opportunity (as number three recruitment officer in the Sree Club) to say that it's good to have you with us.

That'd be ok, but a bit pointless now sadly, is it not ?

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Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:

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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
KIB, you do know that if you post twice in this thread, you become a member automatically? Welcome to the Sree Club. Strike will be so pleased. He will be along later to welcome you into the fold. In the meantime, can I take this opportunity (as number three recruitment officer in the Sree Club) to say that it's good to have you with us.

That'd be ok, but a bit pointless now sadly, is it not ?

Unfortunately that doesn't seem to matter around here, once your in your in You can take my place if you want

Welcome Rosgirl #43. You'll like it here. The food is nice.

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Originally posted by Kris Is Bliss:

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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
KIB, you do know that if you post twice in this thread, you become a member automatically? Welcome to the Sree Club. Strike will be so pleased. He will be along later to welcome you into the fold. In the meantime, can I take this opportunity (as number three recruitment officer in the Sree Club) to say that it's good to have you with us.

That'd be ok, but a bit pointless now sadly, is it not ?

I detect a sadness in you KIB. An emptiness that cannot be filled. You are a prime candidate for our Club because (a) you said 'sadly' as part of your very short post and (b) you questioned the loyalty of the existing members and used the word 'pointless' in a throwaway manner, implying a pointlessness in supporting someone who is sound like a pound.

My crystal ball tells me that you would like to be enrolled in this Club, that you will be a happier person overall, that your love for Kris will be diluted and shared out to embrace Sree. On that note, I better shut up as I have run out of flowery phrases ...

Welcome to the Club ...

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Welcome to our newest members,

KIB 42
and
rosegirl 43

Now as the head of the Sree’s support group would say go and spread the good words to others.

Well done to TW, Ducky and Scatty for their good recruitment tactics.

Out of curiosity can you name the other 41 members? Coz, you know, I think you might be exaggerating the numbers quite a bit a little .

You know I can not betray those high ranking members by publishing their details.

Good Night lovely people

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:
Welcome to our newest members,

KIB 42
and
rosegirl 43

Now as the head of the Sree’s support group would say go and spread the good words to others.

Well done to TW, Ducky and Scatty for their good recruitment tactics.

Out of curiosity can you name the other 41 members? Coz, you know, I think you might be exaggerating the numbers quite a bit a little .

You know I can not betray those high ranking members by publishing their details.

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

*cupcakes?*

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

My hands shake after I've had a few, will that do?

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Originally posted by hal:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

Hal, you really have to start doing better than *cupcakes and ninga’s*.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

My hands shake after I've had a few, will that do?

You'll get a very nice ring and an apron if you master that handshake.

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

Oh my god, we've joined the Masons haven't we, haven't we!! Or even worse we've joined the WI. I need a lie down.

Start practicing the hand shakes.

My hands shake after I've had a few, will that do?

You'll get a very nice ring and an apron if you master that handshake.

I....I....I just don't know what to say to that!! 'must step up plans for escape, it is only my absolute faith in Freddie that is keeping me going'

(rated the thread five stars )

*Job done*

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Originally posted by hal:
(rated the thread five stars )

*Job done*

FIVE STARS!!!! This is a place of purgatory and torture and you are giving it five stars!! Are you on a secret mission for Strike?

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

I....I....I just don't know what to say to that!! 'must step up plans for escape, it is only my absolute faith in Freddie that is keeping me going'

Stop all this talk about wanting to leave, you have been institutionalised and there is no way you can cope elsewhere. I am digging out the instructions on how to wear the apron that has been ordered for you.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by hal:
(rated the thread five stars )

*Job done*

FIVE STARS!!!! This is a place of purgatory and torture and you are giving it five stars!! Are you on a secret mission for Strike?

Hal should have been promoted to the highest rank.

See you later guys

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

I....I....I just don't know what to say to that!! 'must step up plans for escape, it is only my absolute faith in Freddie that is keeping me going'

Stop all this talk about wanting to leave, you have been institutionalised and there is no way you can cope elsewhere. I am digging out the instructions on how to wear the apron that has been ordered for you.

You cannot break me, whilst I have my mantra I am strong and the fight will go on If Freddie can do it so can I.

Wanders off repeating mantra ' life is good, life is beautiful, whilst you have a Freddie in it. Life is good, life is beautiful whilst you have a Freddie in it. Life is good, life........'

Good morning/afternoon Sree supporters. Someone (no names mentioned) has been starting threads about Sree who are not really in the Supporters' Club. I am not complaining, mind. It's all good.

Strike's thread has given people on the forum time to reflect on Sree's behaviour in the house and I am pleased to note that there has been an upsurge of interest lately in Sree's cause. It is very satisfying to those of us with a Sree bent. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

The handshake is all part and parcel of the Initiation Ceremony into the Sree Club, as are the crucifixes. Followed closely by the Oath of Allegiance. I went thru it all at the start. It's not painful in any way.

Mentalist

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Originally posted by purpleogre:

so purpleogre, what have you got to say for yourself today?

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Mentalist

You've been THERE haven't you, it was Ducky, honest

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by hal:
(rated the thread five stars )

*Job done*

FIVE STARS!!!! This is a place of purgatory and torture and you are giving it five stars!! Are you on a secret mission for Strike?

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Mentalist

You've been THERE haven't you, it was Ducky, honest

Well, that's funny, because I checked the TIME of the post So how do you explain that?

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Mentalist

You've been THERE haven't you, it was Ducky, honest

Ducky was asleeeeep.

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Originally posted by purpleogre:

*tickles the Ogre under the chin*

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Mentalist

You've been THERE haven't you, it was Ducky, honest

Well, that's funny, because I checked the TIME of the post So how do you explain that?

I live in a different time zone?

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by scatterby:
Mentalist

You've been THERE haven't you, it was Ducky, honest

Well, that's funny, because I checked the TIME of the post So how do you explain that?

I live in a different time zone?

Quite a clever attempt, but I won't fall for it

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
oh bugger!!! Life is beautiful, life is beautiful.......

Put this on, you are off to the club's infirmary.

I've already got one of those

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
I've already got one of those

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
I've already got one of those

I'm getting you one for Christmas

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Originally posted by Duckypup:

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Originally posted by Blue Diamond:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
I've already got one of those

I'm getting you one for Christmas

I thought they were free issue if you were in the Sree club ducky ...

Ok I'll have another one, as long as it comes in a nice lime green.