Us sprouts aren't happy you know! we feel we are being given a bad press and are going on strike! 
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Shuddup and get back in that pot!
In to boiling water! Neva!
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Us sprouts aren't happy you know! we feel we are being given a bad press and are going on strike!
Too late, matey - you've already reached boiling point and whilst you may be simmering, you've also turned to mush! 
I shall have the last laff when you've had too much of me 
*puts lid on pan and ignores*
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
*puts lid on pan and ignores*
*bubbles*
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I shall have the last laff when you've had too much of me
You can never have too many sprouts!
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I shall have the last laff when you've had too much of me
You can never have too many sprouts!
But it's our cooking time we aren't happy with 
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I shall have the last laff when you've had too much of me
You can never have too many sprouts!
*boil the buggers silly*
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by DI S Array (machel):
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I shall have the last laff when you've had too much of me
You can never have too many sprouts!
*boil the buggers silly*
Some of us are silly enough already I'll have you know,and we don't need to be any sillier
Brussel Sprout
When I was just a little lad,
Certain things made me mad.
Mum, sheâd scream, dad he shouts,
âEat your bleedinâ Brussel Sprouts! â
So Iâd place one in my mouth.
Down my throat heading south,
Hit my Stomach and of course,
Brussel Sprout: heading north.
like a bullet it flew out,
That bleedinâ rotten Brussel Sprout.
Across the table it did fly,
Hit my father in the eye.
Then my father gave a clout,
I didnât eat, that Brussel Sprout.
Now; mum and dad they donât shout,
âEat that bleedin Brussel Sprout! â
With mum and dad Iâve made some deals
No more Sprouts with my meals.
James Asher
Submitted: Friday, July 02, 2010
- happy Christmas
But, but us sprouts are nice Frodo
Originally Posted by Sprout:
But, but us sprouts are nice Frodo
yup
Hahahaha frodo 
Originally Posted by frodo:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
But, but us sprouts are nice Frodo
yup
At least this one is 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Shuddup and get back in that pot!
I was going to say that
*Wails* 
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.......
Originally Posted by Sprout:
*Wails*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.......
You could just change your name back to.. oh, I dunno... Christmas Pud?
I love sprouts 
we steam ours and add garlic!
we steam ours and add garlic!Originally Posted by Sprout:
*Wails*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.......
See, it's all that wailing and a-weeping that makes you soggy!
You just gotta be less mushy 
just a cheery song and a lovely Christmas to you all ...by the way sprouts are on the menu
night all x
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Winter Wonderland~:
I love sprouts we steam ours and add garlic!
we steam ours and add garlic!Ooh, lovely. I like them with chopped pancetta and/or chestnuts too.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
*Wails*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.......
See, it's all that wailing and a-weeping that makes you soggy!
You just gotta be less mushy
ignites 17 Bunsen burners 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
You could just change your name back to.. oh, I dunno... Christmas Pud?
Baby Bunneh made me a Rexmus Pud avi one year
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
*Wails*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.......
See, it's all that wailing and a-weeping that makes you soggy!
You just gotta be less mushy
ignites 17 Bunsen burners
I never had you down for the Heston style of cooking, Damesy! Wouldn't a gas or leccy hob be quicker?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I never had you down for the Heston style of cooking, Damesy! Wouldn't a gas or leccy hob be quicker?
more fun Cos...instant flame, instant pain
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
I'm tryna get peeps to see that way too EC
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I never had you down for the Heston style of cooking, Damesy! Wouldn't a gas or leccy hob be quicker?
more fun Cos...instant flame, instant pain
Oooh, how very goodwill to all men and sprouts
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
We hadn't forgotten, EC 
We're just picking on and victimising Sprouty
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
We hadn't forgotten, EC
We're just picking on and victimising Sprouty
Bullehs!!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
We hadn't forgotten, EC
We're just picking on and victimising Sprouty
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Hang on a minute, someone has a short memory.
I started a pro sprout thread - in fact it turned out the vast majority of people love sprouts.
See: https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/topic/sprouts-2
We hadn't forgotten, EC
We're just picking on and victimising Sprouty
I have a lot of love for Sprouty, so will leave you all to the sprout baiting
It's a good job you are all friends