Has got no leaves left anymore 
She's been stripped bare. Best go to bed now then Night all 
She's been stripped bare. Best go to bed now then Night all Replies sorted oldest to newest
Night night 
Awww, enjoy at least 8 hours of simmering under a low heat, Sprout.
Got a big bag of them in the fridge to feed the rabbits with,they love them.
⊠Sprout, sprout, don't let it all out
You are a veg I can live without
Come on, you smell like one too, Onetoo...
Loosely based on "Shout" by Tears For Fears...
This is a link to a short story I wrote some years ago, but posted over in the Lounge a few weeks ago.
It may seem at first sight to be unrelated to this thread, but keep reading and you will see. You may want to print the story off as it will take quite a few minutes to read.
It may seem at first sight to be unrelated to this thread, but keep reading and you will see. You may want to print the story off as it will take quite a few minutes to read.
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Come on, you smell like one too, Onetoo...
Hahaha ... oh maaaan, she is going to love you 
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Hahaha ... oh maaaan, she is going to love you
you get the wine, I'll get the popcorn 
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you get the wine, I'll get the popcorn
Will do 
Someone in trouble then? Anyone we know?
Hehe - she's probably watching the footie Bunns - you are reprieved 
She doesn't scare me!!!
*hides behind Rexi's massive bum*
Not that your bum is big Rexi, it's just that your new pud cossie makes it look erm....... massive!
*hides behind Rexi's massive bum* Not that your bum is big Rexi, it's just that your new pud cossie makes it look erm....... massive! Reference:
Not that your bum is big Rexi, it's just that your new pud cossie makes it look erm....... massive!
So, that's why you suggested this avi. It's just a ploy to make me look big and therefore you will look petite next to me 
Oh, and next time someone tells you how brilliant your avi and xmas name are I want royalties!!
OR AT LEAST A SODDING MENTION!!!!
Y'know something along the lines of "It was Bunny wot suggested it cos she is an imaginative genius"... that type of thing.
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OR AT LEAST A SODDING MENTION!!!!
I've sodding mentioned you every sodding time someone has sodding mentioned it - well, apart from sodding once, but if you sodding well go back I sodding well mentioned you later on in the sodding thread.You sod
I just spotted it and have demanded a cash payment for my artistic input - I think a pay-per-use fee will bring in some funds .... given your post count. Blame hoochie Scrouge - I am desperate for funds.
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I am desperate for funds
Can't you go back to how you used to earn your money?Or can't you squeeze into those Primarni skirts and white court shoes anymore ??
TSK!!
I'm worried by all this genius talk from Bunns she'll be thinking she's a God next and expecting us to worship her
she'll be thinking she's a God next and expecting us to worship her Reference:
she'll be thinking she's a God next and expecting us to worship her
Just like over in the Lounge
I've just told her that doesn't work here though. They won't stand for it. Mind you, I wouldn't stand for it over there either
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Just like over in the Lounge
she don't scare me not much anyway
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not much anyway
I'm right behind you Pengles Quivering
I don't know which sprout topic to post in
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I don't know which sprout topic to post in
I don't I've just posted in the other