I am not going to tease you about your fear of Spiders.  Last time I did that to someone I found 3 in my house that were huge!!  One in the kitchen on the roof, one in the bathroom under the sink and the worst one.....on the ceiling above the stairs so there was no avoiding that one and I was scared it would jump on me because I teased someone so much about her being scared

I didn't tease her because I'm dead brave and don't mind spiders.....I just thought it was funny when she posted on fb that the massive spider she had on her wall was now gone and she could sleep better tonight....so I posted that that meant that it was more than likely in her bed right now beside her (she was posting from bed).  She slept on the sofa that night

The really big ones that we usually see sprinting across the floor in autumn live the rest of the year in our houses (usually in the wall cavities).

your one obviously fancied living it up a bit in your DVD case.

I too am not keen on them...    I scream as loud as the next girly...   but I don't like to see them hurt

You'd appreciate your big hairy spider if you'd had an investation of False Widow spiders like we had last year!!   They're our countries most poisonous spider & I was freaking right out.  

I'm afraid they didn't live to tell the tale (couldn't risk them biting the dog)

f**k

nice spider stories lol

just text my mate, he said 'get the vac out'

i text back 'i dont want it to do the f**king housework'

nah wouldnt kill one

i can hear a helicopter overhead

someone must of called the police when they heard me scream like a beegee with a knacker caught lol

thank you DPG for laughing at my plight!

but

as i said, isnt it too early for humongous spiders to come out?

 I didn't even make fun of you and it still had a negative effect on me!!  My eldest has just told me that while I was napping they saw a big spider run under my chair and that he told his dad to get it but his dad said no leave it there for mum later  What is wrong with people????

Let us know when you see a Puff Adder in the cd's.

Jeez...a spider 

nah...  yours probably lives in that room with you..

you've just never caught her before.. 

oh and just incase youre all planning a big birthday party for my birthday on 2nd march(lol)..you might remember thats not my real b.day,

i was using someones pc and she was nosey so i put false details in, i explained it last year but was too idle to change the details

right VD

we had a snake go missing a couple of years back..and we've never found it..i dont mind snakes..i mean, i wouldnt want one crawling up me leg in the middle of the night, but like you, ive held a few snakes in my time..lol

and you can shut up lol

im like linda blair now

my head is spinning round looking for spiders

Put a glass over it and wait for one of the boys to chuck it outside.

ive stuck a bin on it-a wire mesh office thing

Get down on your knees and pray.

I don't think that's holding it.

SHUT.UP.

Hope it runs up yer leg.

Tell us if it tickles.

♫ I know an old Pirate who swallowed a spider....

Oh what a wriggly and jiggly and TICKLY insider.... ♫

I'm not terrified of spiders but ...............I really don't like them. I have no qualms in putting a glass over them - sliding a bit of card underneath and putting them outside. I used to scream and jump about - I just do it now! As for spiders being seasonal .......................we have them all year round!

Won't it squeeze out through the mesh bits and attack you? 

Stick a glass over it pirate.... then slip a piece of card or stiff paper underneath it and voila...... take it out into the garden

Snap Soozy...... sorry I never read down before I posted