I wouldn't rule out Scarlet Fever.

You've been pulling it too much 

Left or Right?......something me Mum said about "People talking about you"........can't remember which was good talk or bad talk tho...left or right.......

Have you been wearing clip-on earrings?

...and wiping it on your earlobes....

Left.

It's like a sudden, intense pain...lasts a few seconds then buggers off.  Enough to make me draw breath though.  Which has it's advantages right enough.

Most peculiar.

 And that's not easy...

lmao

Has anyone been hanging from them?   

tinnitus.

Forget that. Not in your earlobes.

It is odd.  It is pierced but not got anything in it atm (and it was done when I was a teenager - ie 376 years ago).  Painful enough to wake me up in the night like.

Neuralgia...

Is that fatal?

Do you have a dangly earlobe or is it attached to you're head?

I can confirm, my ears are attached to my head, aye. 

What about you're "Lobe" tho.....is that attached?

My father in law suffers from neuralgia and the only thing that stops his head pain is botox....he gets injected every few months or so....

His consultant usually says to him...'well Mr Green, the left side of your face looks great....but on the right side you are still pig ugly I'm afraid!'

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they are wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbour
with a minimum of labour?
Do your ears hang high?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?

Do your ears hang out?
Can you waggle them about?
Can you flip them up and down
as you fly around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore?
Do your ears hang out?

That's me f**ked then   

Well, sort of hangs down.  Like an earlobe lol

Does your lobe have a cleavage? 

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/...lobe_pain/causes.htm

Earlobes vary....Left attached...Right unattached....you decide.....

Second!

You may stand a chance then....does it hurt when you waggle it?

Left for love, right for spite. And apparently if you nip it they're supposed to bite their tongue 

lol

No, it just hurts for a few seconds - really sore - then it goes away.

Raynauds Syndrome looks a goer atm.

Do you suffer from cold hands and feet?

 I suffer from cold hands..(me feet are OK, got socks on).....my freehanging lobes tingle at times too...... 

thats one of the main symptoms

 Of what?......

Who wants to tell her...

Sit down Syd....

Doesn't too much aspirin contribute to symptoms of Raynauds syndrome?

i just seen to remember that's why Calpol became big with kids - Junior Aspirin (which i had in my childhood) became a no no.

The thing is I was always sick after a dose of junior Aspirin and it was always put down to a particular ailment. It was only when I was in my teens or early twenties I realised that i was either hyper sensitive or possibly allergic to it.

OK.....tell the worst....(Or knit me a pair of gloves!).....

You've got three months.

I would prefer these......

And yes I have three hands....but that is the least of my problems....

Oh...you still here?

not keeled over yet?