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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Hmmmm.... I am considering counting the number of different topics in this thread... I don't think its a record breaker... but it could make the top ten!

It's run the gamut.. and is now heading for drunken puddycats..

What ...???? You mean the cat is not only giving birth but drunk too ....?????

she will be if I crack open the Magners.. no-one call the authorities..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..

My pussy is panting and its gone all limp....

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..

My pussy is panting and its gone all limp....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..

My pussy is panting and its gone all limp....

I'll text him.. 'Hey T.. my pussy is restless.. what do I do'

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..

My pussy is panting and its gone all limp....

I'll text him.. 'Hey T.. my pussy is restless.. what do I do'

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Originally posted by stonks:
If it was mr stonks he'd be at the door before the delivery report....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

I'll put the champers on ice and find the cigars..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
It kinda ruins it that its your brothers cat really doesn't it?

Might confuse the hell out of him though!

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

I'll put the champers on ice and find the cigars..

*runs for wax strips*....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..

My pussy is panting and its gone all limp....

HA! ah yes... I forgot... you have experience in this line of work, do you not Stonksy!

*sits back and learns!*

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
It kinda ruins it that its your brothers cat really doesn't it?

Might confuse the hell out of him though!

Never let a technicality get in the way of smutty texts ..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
It kinda ruins it that its your brothers cat really doesn't it?

Might confuse the hell out of him though!

Never let a technicality get in the way of smutty texts ..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

I'll put the champers on ice and find the cigars..

*runs for wax strips*....

now you're just getting kinky..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

I'll put the champers on ice and find the cigars..

*runs for wax strips*....

now you're just getting kinky..

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Poor mummy cat.... in labour, surrounded by an oreo, a pear cider, and hair removing products.....

...actually, reading that back, it sounds almost professional! Impressive even!

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

does it help that her fur resembles Sophies weave..

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

does it help that her fur resembles Sophies weave..

Slighty on-topic I suppose ...

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
Call the authorities?..feck that I'm calling a taxi..see you in 5....

I'll put the champers on ice and find the cigars..

*runs for wax strips*....

now you're just getting kinky..

Poor mummy cat.... in labour, surrounded by an oreo, a pear cider, and hair removing products.....

...actually, reading that back, it sounds almost professional! Impressive even!

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

does it help that her fur resembles Sophies weave..

Slighty on-topic I suppose ...

and she's stumbling around a bit .. and there may be leakage later..

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what was the topic again..

does it help that her fur resembles Sophies weave..

Slighty on-topic I suppose ...

and she's stumbling around a bit .. and there may be leakage later..

Awwww ... is the poor cat really about to have kittens ....????

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
How quaint Stonks! LOL!

There was no hair removal involved when my children were born.... I like to think it was like a natural brush (bit like a car wash) to help cleanse the gunk as they were born!


And on that tasteless and slightly crude note... I am off to bed!

Night night you loverly peeps.... I will see you tomorrow (kitten watch!)

*kissy smilie.... am on quick reply cos this forum is sulking with me!*

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
How quaint Stonks! LOL!

There was no hair removal involved when my children were born.... I like to think it was like a natural brush (bit like a car wash) to help cleanse the gunk as they were born!


And on that tasteless and slightly crude note... I am off to bed!

Night night you loverly peeps.... I will see you tomorrow (kitten watch!)

*kissy smilie.... am on quick reply cos this forum is sulking with me!*

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

Real!!! ..you want to see mine, its got a waterfall and ivy....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
How quaint Stonks! LOL!

There was no hair removal involved when my children were born.... I like to think it was like a natural brush (bit like a car wash) to help cleanse the gunk as they were born!


And on that tasteless and slightly crude note... I am off to bed!

Night night you loverly peeps.... I will see you tomorrow (kitten watch!)

*kissy smilie.... am on quick reply cos this forum is sulking with me!*

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

At least there are no bottles or kitchen equipment lying around the lawn this year.

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

Real!!! ..you want to see mine, its got a waterfall and ivy....

omg that made me laugh..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

Real!!! ..you want to see mine, its got a waterfall and ivy....

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Real:
Are we talking Lady Gardens here??

At least there are no bottles or kitchen equipment lying around the lawn this year.