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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by stonks:

When I was 15/16 I was always in mini skirts but to me any man over 20 was a dad, I had the pervy babysitter dads trying to be smooth.. but I don't know what she's at....

I am intrigued by it! I have no doubt that she see's hubby as a 'Dad' figure! Might have been more provocative had she not been wearing spongebob knickers (with 'nice buns' written across the arse!)

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
So.... is it Steven Steven then?

What you lot been doing to upset him?

*I lubs Steven*

stonksy has been pursuing him with candy bras.. then she moved to the pasty bra.. she's covering all food groups..

OK... so we ALL loves Steven now then do we?

And Dave??? Suppose you fickle lot have just slung him onto the scrap heap of burnt out male moderators then!

So.... is Steven a hero mod now then? Or a baddie?

We are persueing sticky Steve cos he's all manly with his big stick....

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by stonks:

When I was 15/16 I was always in mini skirts but to me any man over 20 was a dad, I had the pervy babysitter dads trying to be smooth.. but I don't know what she's at....

I am intrigued by it! I have no doubt that she see's hubby as a 'Dad' figure! Might have been more provocative had she not been wearing spongebob knickers (with 'nice buns' written across the arse!)

I had a friend who at 13 was way over developed..I got rid of her when she told me she fancied my dad, my dad was 44 at the time..beware....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
No! No! No! No!..... you lot were all pursuing DAVE!

Steven spoke to me when we were in the 'garage' forum (the tech support place).... HE'S MINE!

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Originally posted by Shar:
Mother of Divine Jesus ... I know I said I didn't give a fiddler's fanny ... but I didn't think the 'banstick steve' crusade was going to hijack my thread ....

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Originally posted by tupps:
Sophie.. gets 'drunk' on the sniff of the barmaid's apron.. she flashes her bits.. hoochie mama..

anyway.. back to the interesting underwear..

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Sophie.. gets 'drunk' on the sniff of the barmaid's apron.. she flashes her bits.. hoochie mama..

anyway.. back to the interesting underwear..

Thank you for getting back on topic tupps ...

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Sophie.. gets 'drunk' on the sniff of the barmaid's apron.. she flashes her bits.. hoochie mama..

anyway.. back to the interesting underwear..

Thank you for getting back on topic tupps ...

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Sophie who?

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Sophie who?

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Sophie who?

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Sophie who?

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

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Originally posted by stonks:
sounds like she could be in labour if she's not normally like that....

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

I can offer no advice on this subject I'm afraid ... my cats are male and they've all been given the chop ...

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
sounds like she could be in labour if she's not normally like that....

*has kittens*

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Originally posted by tupps:
It's the bro's cat.. trust him to bugger off and leave me with the messy stuff..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

Did they tell you what to do if the cat does go into labour??? This sounds very messy to me!

Offer her a beanbag or something... (they did that to me when I was in labour.... not sure what they thought it would achieve!).

oooooh... I want a go at playing cat midwife.... you need to borrow McSteamy's (you are still with him aren't you?) theatre cap and mask...

am jellus..... sounds like fun!

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
sounds like she could be in labour if she's not normally like that....

*has kittens*

Yep. .its ok Tupps they do it all themselves and it takes hours but if she does check everywhere cos the never have them all in the one spot unless you lock them in somewhere....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

Did they tell you what to do if the cat does go into labour??? This sounds very messy to me!

Offer her a beanbag or something... (they did that to me when I was in labour.... not sure what they thought it would achieve!).

oooooh... I want a go at playing cat midwife.... you need to borrow McSteamy's (you are still with him aren't you?) theatre cap and mask...

am jellus..... sounds like fun!

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
sounds like she could be in labour if she's not normally like that....

*has kittens*

Yep. .its ok Tupps they do it all themselves and it takes hours but if she does check everywhere cos the never have them all in the one spot unless you lock them in somewhere....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
slightly off topic..... but how do you know if a cat is going to give birth..

I'm pregmunt cat sitting and she is doing lots of pacing and what can only be described as faffing..

Did they tell you what to do if the cat does go into labour??? This sounds very messy to me!

Offer her a beanbag or something... (they did that to me when I was in labour.... not sure what they thought it would achieve!).

oooooh... I want a go at playing cat midwife.... you need to borrow McSteamy's (you are still with him aren't you?) theatre cap and mask...

am jellus..... sounds like fun!

I've offered her an oreo.. she just looked at me...

The bliddy sturgeon was supposed to come up.. but he has to be in surgery tomorrow, someone has called in sick.. I was relying on him being here to do the midwifery...

I could be in for a long night.. Can I come to yours.. I promise not to flash my knickers...

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Originally posted by tupps:
perhaps if I offer her a pear cider..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
perhaps if I offer her a pear cider..

I wish you had been my midwife now!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Hmmmm.... I am considering counting the number of different topics in this thread... I don't think its a record breaker... but it could make the top ten!

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Hmmmm.... I am considering counting the number of different topics in this thread... I don't think its a record breaker... but it could make the top ten!

It's run the gamut.. and is now heading for drunken puddycats..

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Hmmmm.... I am considering counting the number of different topics in this thread... I don't think its a record breaker... but it could make the top ten!

It's run the gamut.. and is now heading for drunken puddycats..

What ...???? You mean the cat is not only giving birth but drunk too ....?????

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

Surely it warrants an emergency call out!! Or... he could talk you through it on the phone...

you have to start the conversation "I need you to talk me through this... I think my pussy may be about to give birth....."

lmao... good idea...

'Hello.. my pussy is convulsing slightly.. what do you recommend'..