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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by stonks:
[Just don't warm them too much they go like fly paper and I've had them stuck in my head aswell....

Hmmmm... might not be a good idea for me then.... I lost my fingerprints and half an eyebrow when I got into a mess with false nail glue once!

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

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Originally posted by Roxi:
Sophie is acting like a drunk sl*t. Her mother will be so proud NOT

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

she might show us her menagerie... you know.. the magnificent cock and the fine ass..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

Nooo he's not allowed wine, he falls asleep, thats when we put the shaving foam on his hand and tickle his nose..I have photo's....

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

she might show us her menagerie... you know.. the magnificent cock and the fine ass..

Or we might end up in the missing wheelie bin ..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

I'm picturing the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

They have stuff in the hospitals that gets it off, my son crushed his toe and the dressings always stuck, they used to pour it on and it would come off instantly..you could ask your chemist otherwise you'll have to soak it in the bath....

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

I'm picturing the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

I must be the only person not to have seen this movie.. ..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
One of these days I shall come over to that Ireland and we can talk about Mr stonks as if he isn't there while he is there..

And it won't matter a damn anyway, cos we'll be blotto with wine and oblivious to anything and anyone around us ....

she might show us her menagerie... you know.. the magnificent cock and the fine ass..

Or we might end up in the missing wheelie bin ..

with the misplaced pussy..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

I'm picturing the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

I must be the only person not to have seen this movie.. ..

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Originally posted by stonks:
2 pussy's now....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

I'm picturing the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

I must be the only person not to have seen this movie.. ..

It's a

We could ask ditty to post pics to recreate it..

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Originally posted by tupps:
I wish to clarify...

I said Saving Private Ryan.. and not Shaving Ryan's Privates..

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Originally posted by tupps:
We could ask ditty to post pics to recreate it..

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Originally posted by stonks:
PMSL..I've seen that one, I thought you'd wrote Shaving Ryans Privates.. ..thats the one I have'nt seen....

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
Arggghhhhhhh......*pant*... *pant*..... OMG....

the freakin, so called, low adhesive dressing is STUCK!!!!!

Is it bad that I have cut round the stuck bit and just shoved another dressing on top of it?

(I'm prepared to permanently adopt the bit of stuck dressing.... willing to make it a part of me! )

I'm picturing the opening scene from Saving Private Ryan

I must be the only person not to have seen this movie.. ..

LOL! I haven't seen it either... I had to ask hubby what the opening scene was about ... he then went on to describe an old man looking for a grave, which I thought was a little pessimistic of Tupps.

When I then gave him the context of why I asked... he explained it then goes onto a rather bloody beach scene!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
We could ask ditty to post pics to recreate it..

You've asked for it... when it is next... uncovered, I will get hubby to take a pic of it.... and I WILL post it!

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
2 pussy's now....

2..

are they both with the wheelie bin..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
2 pussy's now....

2..

are they both with the wheelie bin..

Mine is'nt but it was a bad idea to name her Little girl then send mr stonks out looking for her..not a good look a 40 odd year old man walking the lane shouting Little girl....

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
We could ask ditty to post pics to recreate it..

You've asked for it... when it is next... uncovered, I will get hubby to take a pic of it.... and I WILL post it!

as long as you don't ask me to dip my chips in it...

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
We could ask ditty to post pics to recreate it..

You've asked for it... when it is next... uncovered, I will get hubby to take a pic of it.... and I WILL post it!

as long as you don't ask me to dip my chips in it...

OMG... that is spot on as well.... we had three pots of dips at the bbq today... humous, salsa and guacamole.... and I can confirm that all those dips are represented in me wound!

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

oh PMSL.... I remember why I was addicted to this place now!

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

Meh ... it's my thread ... I don't give a fiddler's fanny ...

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

oh PMSL.... I remember why I was addicted to this place now!

you've been missed..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
PMSL..I've seen that one, I thought you'd wrote Shaving Ryans Privates.. ..thats the one I have'nt seen....

I knew it

I clarified up there you strumpet ^^^

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

oh PMSL.... I remember why I was addicted to this place now!

you've been missed..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by tupps:
we seem to have gone slightly off topic..

Meh ... it's my thread ... I don't give a fiddler's fanny ...

so it is... right.. when does stonksy get the pasty bra out..

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:
PMSL..I've seen that one, I thought you'd wrote Shaving Ryans Privates.. ..thats the one I have'nt seen....

I knew it

I clarified up there you strumpet ^^^

I know but its a good job I did'nt say about the Edaward penis hands one....