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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:
spotify has suddenly started playing Dean Martin 'That's Amore'..

I've got space man/Chris DeBurg through the 42inch....

you'd need that to fit his eyebrows in..

I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by tupps:
spotify has suddenly started playing Dean Martin 'That's Amore'..

Lost for words.

Now it's playing 'Fever' daddio...

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I think when the Yanks join us in July, they will need therapy to understand our posts.

I can't wait for that. Will be brill chatting to US FMs.. I Play on XBox live with loads of them and they are really nice. will be great getting to know them all

I'm looking for an Oil Baron second cyber husband.

I have a can of 3in one oil here if that's any good.

WD40 I've already got some, I'm thinking more of a last on his legs, short sighted JR Ewing with no family type of guy.

If your looking for a millionare I know a few..some are'nt that bad looking for their age....

I don't care what they look like, I just want them on their last knockings.

I have a bad cough at the moment.

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Holds onto wall....

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I think when the Yanks join us in July, they will need therapy to understand our posts.

I can't wait for that. Will be brill chatting to US FMs.. I Play on XBox live with loads of them and they are really nice. will be great getting to know them all

I'm looking for an Oil Baron second cyber husband.

I have a can of 3in one oil here if that's any good.

WD40 I've already got some, I'm thinking more of a last on his legs, short sighted JR Ewing with no family type of guy.

If your looking for a millionare I know a few..some are'nt that bad looking for their age....

I don't care what they look like, I just want them on their last knockings.

I have a bad cough at the moment.

If your rich, I'll pat your back

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I think when the Yanks join us in July, they will need therapy to understand our posts.

I can't wait for that. Will be brill chatting to US FMs.. I Play on XBox live with loads of them and they are really nice. will be great getting to know them all

I'm looking for an Oil Baron second cyber husband.

I have a can of 3in one oil here if that's any good.

WD40 I've already got some, I'm thinking more of a last on his legs, short sighted JR Ewing with no family type of guy.

If your looking for a millionare I know a few..some are'nt that bad looking for their age....

I don't care what they look like, I just want them on their last knockings.

I have a bad cough at the moment.

Real..PMSL..

Essex..girl after me own heart....

My mother always told me to marry for money and not love..guess what I chose....

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Holds onto wall....

Holds onto stonks....

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Get these wrapped round yer luggholes then

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Holds onto wall....

Holds onto stonks....

Ham or candy?....

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Holds onto wall....

Holds onto stonks....

Ham or candy?....

go for the raw bacon.. breakfast afterwards..

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I think when the Yanks join us in July, they will need therapy to understand our posts.

I can't wait for that. Will be brill chatting to US FMs.. I Play on XBox live with loads of them and they are really nice. will be great getting to know them all

I'm looking for an Oil Baron second cyber husband.

I have a can of 3in one oil here if that's any good.

WD40 I've already got some, I'm thinking more of a last on his legs, short sighted JR Ewing with no family type of guy.

If your looking for a millionare I know a few..some are'nt that bad looking for their age....

I don't care what they look like, I just want them on their last knockings.

I have a bad cough at the moment.

Real..PMSL..

Essex..girl after me own heart....

My mother always told me to marry for money and not love..guess what I chose....

Here's a few bob to tide you over.

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by carotino:
I'm up for a knee-trembler.

Roger, 74, minted, Chipping Camden

Holds onto wall....

Holds onto stonks....

Holds onto me happeny (or so me mum told me)

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

suck a yokie....

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Real:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I think when the Yanks join us in July, they will need therapy to understand our posts.

I can't wait for that. Will be brill chatting to US FMs.. I Play on XBox live with loads of them and they are really nice. will be great getting to know them all

I'm looking for an Oil Baron second cyber husband.

I have a can of 3in one oil here if that's any good.

WD40 I've already got some, I'm thinking more of a last on his legs, short sighted JR Ewing with no family type of guy.

If your looking for a millionare I know a few..some are'nt that bad looking for their age....

I don't care what they look like, I just want them on their last knockings.

I have a bad cough at the moment.

Real..PMSL..

Essex..girl after me own heart....

My mother always told me to marry for money and not love..guess what I chose....

Here's a few bob to tide you over.

Aww fanks Real.. ..we were poor for yrs but cos we proved them all wrong we are ok now....

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

I thought we was having a bit of a laugh?

I am not cut out for feline midwifery..

Bliddy staring at me it is..

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Originally posted by stonks:
suck a yokie....

Suck my tube of three Wilson branded balls.

three

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Originally posted by tupps:
three

We're all special in our own ways.

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by tupps:
three

We're all special in our own ways.

some are born special.. some attain special.. some have special thrust upon them..

how are you with pregmunt cats..

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

Soz forgot to ask..how long does it take to log out of your usual user name. ..and log in as this one? just curious..anyone else keeps 2 browsers open.. ..I do know who you are you know....

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Originally posted by tupps:
how are you with pregmunt cats..

Is it panting or is its belly just squirming about a bit?

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by stonks:
suck a yokie....

Suck my tube of three Wilson branded balls.

No thanks I've just put one out....

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Originally posted by stonks:
I do know who you are you know....

Are you after a blue peter badge?

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by tupps:
how are you with pregmunt cats..

Is it panting or is its belly just squirming about a bit?

It has refused oreos and pear cider and is just staring at me indignantly..

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

I thought we was having a bit of a laugh?

Only takes one....

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by stonks:
I do know who you are you know....

Are you after a blue peter badge?

Aren't you that tennis player Billie Jean King

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Originally posted by tupps:
It has refused oreos and pear cider and is just staring at me indignantly..

Definitely a case for Rolf then

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by Real:
Lady V should come here.

I agree, this would be a lovely forum for her another of her fake children to pretend die on.

Ok... The Fake death at xmas time really did my head in... But i am one to forgive and forget. People have their own reasons for doing what they do and i never hold a grudge. All of us on here do not know what our personal circumstances are-- We just post and reply to words. A few FMs have personal probs and i have tried to help them on here and on FB. I do not know if they are who they say who they are, but everyone deserves to be helped- spoken to no matter what we may think.. Kind words on here could maybe save someone from doing something they may regret. The number of times i have read in the tabloids about young folk dying and then thinking about the FMs who are missing on here???

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by stonks:
I do know who you are you know....

Are you after a blue peter badge?

Aren't you that tennis player Billie Jean King

I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON'S LOVER

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by stonks:
I do know who you are you know....

Are you after a blue peter badge?

Aren't you that tennis player Billie Jean King

I AM NOT MICHAEL JACKSON'S LOVER

they all say that..

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Originally posted by Billie Jean:

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Originally posted by stonks:
I do know who you are you know....

Are you after a blue peter badge?

No I want a chest to pin it on....

*sensible head on*

In the words of the late great kohl laden Dusty Springfield.. Nothing has been proved.

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Originally posted by stonks:
No I want a chest to pin it on....

Ok, but watch my implants

I would just like to add, Billy Jeans not my lover....

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Originally posted by stonks:
I would just like to add, Billy Jeans not my lover....

they all say that..

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Originally posted by stonks:
I would just like to add, Billy Jeans not my lover....

I have been spurned