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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Kings Cross.. Saturday night..


I'm not sure what it was she wearing it seemed like a hideous white vest with a belt on, she looked awful.


all she needed was to corn beef her legs up and she'd be like a disastrous hen night.. Ninja


Sick
Shar
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Kings Cross.. Saturday night..


I'm not sure what it was she wearing it seemed like a hideous white vest with a belt on, she looked awful.


all she needed was to corn beef her legs up and she'd be like a disastrous hen night.. Ninja


Oh gawd I can see it now, L plates and nans net curtain pinned to her head.... Shake Head
stonks
'oooooo siavash did you see my fanny?.......did you siavash??...how much of my fanny did you see??...i've got a thong on.....how much of my fanny did you see siavash'.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

come nominations she'll be saying...'i nominate freddie.he's not entertaining'......whilst secretly thinking.....hey!...my pretend drunky fanny flash must be a highlight......
SS
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Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
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Originally posted by Ņ•ÏÎđ∂Ņ”ŅÐžÏƒÎ·ÐšŅ”Îģ:
She is one of my least favourite housemates. No redeeming qualities at all. It annoys me that she stands a high chance of making it to the final.


I hope you are correct. Wink


For that to happen however, it would require Team Lisa to remain dominant for the duration of BB.

With that in mind, I hope I'm not correct.
SpiderMonkey
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
No class whatsoever Roll Eyes, even though she's a young girl and having fun she knows that the drink is what is getting her airtime, she's so dull she doesn't get any when she is sober Big Grin Wink. You could see her bum and boobs in full view.


Exactly darlo ... she's as dull as dishwater and only gets our attention (for all the wrong reasons) when she's drunk ... If she really is drunk ... see ... I'm beginning to buy into the conspiracy theory .... Ninja
Shar
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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
'oooooo siavash did you see my fanny?.......did you siavash??...how much of my fanny did you see??...i've got a thong on.....how much of my fanny did you see siavash'.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

come nominations she'll be saying...'i nominate freddie.he's not entertaining'......whilst secretly thinking.....hey!...my pretend drunky fanny flash must be a highlight......


And Siavash wishing he hadn't seen what he saw was the icing on the cake ... Laugh
Shar
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Moomin:
what does corn beef her legs up mean? Blush


have you ever seen those gals out on a night of heavy drinking... whose legs resemble corned beef.. Ninja


Tupps Valentine

I've corn beef hashed my leg right up! Nod Had the worlds worst razor incident three days ago (that'll teach me to nick one of hubby's Mach5 blades!).... I was in the bath... doing the ol legs, got to the ankle bone..... and whoosh... and I thought "ohhhhhh"... so stuck leg under water, too scared to look.

Got even more scared when the water then went very red, very quickly... so decided to pull the absent bit of leg out of the razor blade... and .... ((shudder))... it was the length of a rasher of bacon!

Had to hobble out of the bath and quickly wrap the best part of a loo roll around it and stagger downstairs (looking very pale and wide eyed apparently!).

Its really really bad... down to the bone... is also really really gross!!! Hubby having to put dressings on it for me!

Big Grin Anyhoo's.,... thought I would share... and have a little thread hijack! Big Grin
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Ditty Wave Hug Valentine, wait till you see what we did in the Newmark lmao.


LOL! I feel like I have just had two weeks annual leave from work... and have a desk full of paperwork to get through! Will prioritise the Newmark thread in my catch up reading list Valentine




Thumbs Up Big Grin, you are in for a very funny read then.
darloboy (Play The Game!)
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Originally posted by tupps:
Ditty girl! Eeker

Hug Valentine

Never use a mans razor babygirl.. you know they grow hair on their face like razor wire.. we girlies are far more delicate.

That sounds bad... get thee to the Hosi missus! Triage!!



Nooooooooo! They'll touch it and stuff!!

Am gonna let it 'dry out' ((double shudder)) tomorrow.

It makes me clench all my undercarraige and my skin crawl just thinking about it! But is just a flesh wound!

I has to be the grossest thing I have ever done to myself Laugh
Dirtyprettygirlthing
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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Ditty girl! Eeker

Hug Valentine

Never use a mans razor babygirl.. you know they grow hair on their face like razor wire.. we girlies are far more delicate.

That sounds bad... get thee to the Hosi missus! Triage!!



Nooooooooo! They'll touch it and stuff!!

Am gonna let it 'dry out' ((double shudder)) tomorrow.

It makes me clench all my undercarraige and my skin crawl just thinking about it! But is just a flesh wound!

I has to be the grossest thing I have ever done to myself Laugh


that's if you go private.. Ninja
tupps

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